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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started Pagsulat GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled as my longest running character..

My thoughts of the real Packie haven't changed. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. Or don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I pag-ibig the voice actor..

God bless that "Danny boy."

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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:
 "Want me to get my dick out again?"
"Want me to get my dick out again?"


pag-ibig him or hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance is, clearing having way to much fun with this. And making the character a tagahanga paborito amongst the GTA crowd. And gained Stevey boy a few awards. And no doubt gained him huge popularity.

After he appeared on Walking dead as Simon, it did make me realize I actually really pag-ibig this actor. On TV TROPES I even put "The fact Trevor Phillips is on Walking Dead" under awesoome.. And the fact he's playing a scene stealing, hammy psychopath under "hilarious in hindsight".

Amazingly, they even manage to make feel actually sorry for the guy. The madami we get to know him. We begin to realize. Underneath the insanity, is a lonely man suffering abandonment issues..

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#3: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:


I'm probably one of the few who prefers his real name over De Santa. But anyway.. Whatever happened to Ned Luke? I always loved his voice as Michael. I saw him Law and Order. But that about it..

Michael isn't always the most likable or even rational human being, espically compared to my stories.. But there's so much to like about him, that of "coarse" he gets a high rank..

Like Arthur morgan he's a highly self hating cynic. So there's something to compare them with..

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#4: JOHNNY KLEBITZ:
 "A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down."
"A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down."


I'm still not 100% over his death.. But I do admit, it's very interesting a unqiue way to introduce Trevor's character... But that alone isn't even my only reason I hate the scene... Johnny became a broken shell of his formal self. Not even sure I can still call it Johnny.

Oh well. Always fun going back and playing as him. Between Scott Hill's voice and his badass lines, what's not to love...

So long biker boy...

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#5: NIKO BELLIC:


Niko is certainly a unique one.. GTA4 is generally madami serious. And Niko is a PTSD suffering veteran who, despite being a generally nice guy. He is very terrifying in every other sense.

But he's a greatly beloved character. And remains high in most lists like this..

Unfortantely his story is one of the saddest ones of GTA. And there's a theory that the reason Liberty City is so dark and despressing is because, that's how Niko sees it.. If that true, it would mean Johnny is also depressed, as Luis's game sees Liberty City as bright and beautiful..

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#6: LAMAR DAVIS:


Admittedly all things that are positives about Lamar, can also be negatives about Lamar. As he is also a complete moron. And quite whiny.

But he's still fun regardless. And I really get the sense his actor was having so much fun. Maybe improvised most lines..

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#7: FRANKLIN CLINTON:


Admittedly the first time I played GTA5, Franklin was "okay". He was fun to play, but as character he was very bland and forgettable. It wasn't until the game broke and I eventually got it again, for Xbox 1 this time, that I finally gained respect for this man.. Why.. Because he really does seem like the "only decent human being in Los Santos".

Or least compared the people he gets involved in. Both in story and side-missions.. Things like that make you really pag-ibig a character you use to be "indifferent" towards.. Well, at least for GTA it does..

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#8: LUIS LOPEZ:


Same case as Franklin. When you compare him to Niko and Johnny.. Luis really strikes as the only normal one in Liberty City.. What really helps is the fact he's so friggin sarcastic. He really does lighten the mood compared to the dark and serious tones of Niko and Johnny..

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#9: ROMAN BELLIC:


I've been asking this for years..

Why does everyone hate Roman Bellic. Sure he's a little annoying, but he really does care about you, and is a really nice guy. He's the only characters I don't mind hanging out with (well him and my paborito character, Packie). Everyone loves to say he always call you go bowling. Funny thing is. He "never" asks me to go bowling, I have have ask 'him'. In fact he's the only character who never bitches at me for not calling them every 5 minutes. So I actually enjoy his company. He's always there for me.

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#10: STEVE HEINES:
Had to throw in a 10th character to complete the list, this was the first one I could think off. So went with that sorta logic.. I just like how sarcastic he is. And his voice actor two..


LEAVE COMMENTS:
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up sa pamamagitan ng the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Aso turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Aso and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are madami SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved sa pamamagitan ng them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and madami than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to ipakita that children really do give madami of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal sa ilalim ng daigdig for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 taon old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my paborito pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, ipinapakita that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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So Scootaloo, the little kahel filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important parang buriko in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. you want it even if you don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the nakaraan shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost pelikula I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best pagganap I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my artikulo POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to ipakita his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: pizza DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the pizza to the customer, who proceeds to asong babae and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams pizza box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He estola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to balutin up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing sa pamamagitan ng a puno overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has you reunite a zoophile with his paborito horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when you do the "right" thing, you often end up making people's lives worse. You give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with you to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who you helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, halik ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if you spare him, he later tries to kill you anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the susunod fix,...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines araw actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons sa pamamagitan ng his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his password for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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