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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the segundo world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord sinabi the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.

Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old kastilyo in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. You need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let you down Princess. *salutes*

Meanwhile in Canterlot.

Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought madami reinforcements, but I've heard you let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let you talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the parang buriko Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do you mean sa pamamagitan ng "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
reyna Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
reyna Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.

Suddenly the phone rings

Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your mga kaibigan a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are you pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of pasko that's such a pain to me, is finding a pasko tree. The segundo thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The third thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The fourth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending pasko cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The fifth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending pasko cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The sixth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those pasko cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling susunod to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The seventh thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending pasko cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The eighth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do you mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The ninth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Pagsulat out those pasko cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The tenth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job you bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending pasko cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out* One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The eleventh thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The twelth thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: pag-awit pasko carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree.
Trixie: *Steals pasko tree*

After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really pag-ibig shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier sa pamamagitan ng window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone sa pamamagitan ng the door. Speaking of the door, it opened sa pamamagitan ng itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding sa pamamagitan ng wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
madami Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like you think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. You think you can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put mga baril away*
Sean: You really think you can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since you arrived to their world. You should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want you to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony you see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, or Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do you know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.

Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't you just say so? I'll get Robotnik for you quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that you Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank you very much.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

bahaghari Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were pag-awit a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
bahaghari Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help you with?
bahaghari Dash: Have you seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: sa pamamagitan ng himself?!
Celestia: Have you seen him?
bahaghari Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: Or maybe dead.
bahaghari Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!

Song: link

Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
madami ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*

Meanwhile in Canterlot

bahaghari Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following bahaghari Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at ligtas distance*

Meanwhile at Discord's base

Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
bahaghari Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the puno house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* You were that parang buriko that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are madami ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
bahaghari Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: You can't face him alone.
bahaghari Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
bahaghari Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
bahaghari Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on tuktok of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
bahaghari Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws bahaghari Dash into window*
bahaghari Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls bahaghari Dash out of window*
bahaghari Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs bahaghari Dash's tail*
bahaghari Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging bahaghari Dash around*
bahaghari Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws bahaghari Dash into tree*
bahaghari Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*

Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy

Fluttershy: *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng magic*
applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must ulat back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
bahaghari Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.

bahaghari Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

bahaghari Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
bahaghari Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, bahaghari Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
bahaghari Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
bahaghari Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as you can see.
bahaghari Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to sumali his army, and now he's killing everypony. sa pamamagitan ng now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did you say, someone was discorded?
bahaghari Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, you must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
bahaghari Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
bahaghari Dash: Thank you Zecora.

In Canterlot.

Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.

In another room.

Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't you dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.

bahaghari Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

bahaghari Dash: I thought you two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have you two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
bahaghari Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your mga kaibigan back to life.
Applejack: Will you get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
bahaghari Dash: Good. Thank you so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. bahaghari Dash is retarded.
bahaghari Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.

Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.

Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are you doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't you leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad you are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two madami bombs* Twilight, see if you can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: You got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane susunod to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one you want.

So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.

Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: uy Applejack. Have you ever had an mansanas in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have you Rainbow?
bahaghari Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
bahaghari Dash: Yeah, thanks.

Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.

Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
bahaghari Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.

Zecora was at Ponyville.

Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: You were killed, but I have brought you back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead parang buriko back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And you Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are you going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your mga kaibigan get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
bahaghari Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
bahaghari Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
bahaghari Dash: *drinks potion*

Soon, the three ponies, and sebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.

Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
bahaghari Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
bahaghari Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
bahaghari Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes bahaghari Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
bahaghari Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
bahaghari Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did you do?
Zecora: He must lunok the potion, or it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have madami before I kill you.
Zecora: sa pamamagitan ng all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks madami of the potion*

Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.

Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: You were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
bahaghari Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears bahaghari Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
bahaghari Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees bahaghari Dash* Dash?
bahaghari Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
bahaghari Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
bahaghari Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are you going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of you must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
bahaghari Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do you have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!

But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.

Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
bahaghari Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? You ain't gonna win.
bahaghari Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
bahaghari Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
bahaghari Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, or I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*

Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.

Zecora: *teleports sa pamamagitan ng Gilda, and reyna Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are you doing here you dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
reyna Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
reyna Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
reyna Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*

We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.

Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do you copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
bahaghari Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*

We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.

Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see you all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
bahaghari Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our susunod mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
bahaghari Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this kastilyo for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old kastilyo from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there sa pamamagitan ng myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having you deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My mga kaibigan turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.

Meanwhile, in Discord's base.

Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's mga kaibigan turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for you Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as you can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!

sa pamamagitan ng the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.

Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding sa pamamagitan ng wall*
Celestia: *Waiting sa pamamagitan ng cart*
bahaghari Dash: *waiting susunod to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* ilipat up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* ilipat up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
reyna Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
reyna Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's mga kaibigan busy until the Nazis arrive.
reyna Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
bahaghari Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's reyna Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
reyna Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
reyna Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck you up, you hear me?! I will fuck you up!!
Sean: *Knocks out reyna Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
bahaghari Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*

We get towards Discord's base.

Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, apoy when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
bahaghari Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!

We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.

Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: You told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: ilipat up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*

All of us were taking cover.

Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
bahaghari Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are you running away from?

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Discord: Oh, now I see why you ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't you help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: You are underarrest for murder, and I believe you also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, or we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!

All of us drop our weapons.

Robotnik: I sentence you all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, bahaghari Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.

So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.

The End.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case kraker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this parang buriko named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my mga baril from the glab compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case kraker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: uy Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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 Sick design, "okay" character
Sick design, "okay" character
This movie series has been madami or less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider parang buriko video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elepante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...
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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed sa pamamagitan ng agreeing to a secret meeting with sinabi person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...
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So I watched 2 pelikula for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people pag-ibig my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any madami Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. sa pamamagitan ng nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated sa pamamagitan ng THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined sa pamamagitan ng over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, or the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make you hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...
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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive you to extremes. But you know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your paborito author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved sa pamamagitan ng fans for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin sa pamamagitan ng utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main pinagmulan of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy glab while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his bantay screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. Or the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutos of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutos watching some poor woman getting assaulted sa pamamagitan ng hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's madami depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom tahanan in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 taon old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins pagganap weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes madami and madami paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than you think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if you prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun or machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene you always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I sinabi you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's madami popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have madami or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit madami hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. madami for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin pag-ibig the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders bahaghari Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen sa pamamagitan ng his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated sa pamamagitan ng how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered sa pamamagitan ng a karneng hiniwa knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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