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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train susunod to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train sa pamamagitan ng yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see you in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.

Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.

Hawkeye: You wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As you probably know, you have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that you have been doing excellent. You are right on time, very reliable, and you know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank you sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want you to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.

But three mga kabayong may sungay were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.

Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here sa pamamagitan ng now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with you Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, you should use your magic. You need the exercise.
Gordon: What are you talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat you could be a clown. You should sumali the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are you talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the ipakita ends.

So the susunod day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.

Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell you the truth, I also don't care.

A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.

Pete: Coff, I need you to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told sa pamamagitan ng Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do you think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*

The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an elepante pushing the train back.

Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an elepante from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some pagkain for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*

Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.

Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*

The elepante was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked sa pamamagitan ng the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.

Coffee Creme: An elepante pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!

That night, just before the work araw ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.

Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think you did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: You don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think you were bravo to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything you say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see you tomorrow.

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted you to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like you asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another parang buriko arrived. He wore a black fedora with a amerikana in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did you know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One sa pamamagitan ng the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Europa before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when you delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: You really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and you never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did you want her to get killed sa pamamagitan ng them, or would you rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please ipakita me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies sa pamamagitan ng the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will you come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?

So Pete, and the FBI parang buriko went to the yards.

Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants you to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing sa pamamagitan ng yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do you mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest you for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. You got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell you to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.

So the FBI parang buriko took Coffee Creme away.

Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. You do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*

The susunod day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.

Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first araw she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.

Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.

Hawkeye: uy Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that you let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack you in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.

The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.

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Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning toresilya to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what you give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the toresilya continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd pag-ibig to see what would happen to him.

The End

On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!

Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws you under the bus, but he'll take a shit on you afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything you have seen on this listahan has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, or at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even madami so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is madami of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be madami than this. And also tried giving madami SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main pinagmulan of comedy is that the...
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#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do you ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, ipinapakita Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give you Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones you sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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I pag-ibig this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded sa pamamagitan ng goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...
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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once kariton pag-awit the titanic theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* uy Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....
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Sadly. This is only a tagahanga made video. The real Music Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the araw I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET mansanas MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked sa pamamagitan ng Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".

 Jan
Jan


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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