Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one taon anniversary of being a tagahanga on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little parang buriko related username's one taon anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big pader of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did you want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
bahaghari Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are you doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying parang buriko on foot!
Narrator: sinabi Sean
susunod morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of you for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this ipakita in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! You try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to sa pamamagitan ng some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, you threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a minuto Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my tahanan planet. Wanna come?
bahaghari Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on tuktok of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
bahaghari Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come you never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on you assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are you doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
bahaghari Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my susunod fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
bahaghari Dash: It sucks that you wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: You get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No comments no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do you mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one posted a comment on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
madami Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn you into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that bangka chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased sa pamamagitan ng russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we sinabi goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow you to stab bahaghari Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs bahaghari Dash*
Sean: You did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
Fanpop users: Meh
STH: You guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
bahaghari Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned sa pamamagitan ng an evil company?
Drunk Pony: You mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
Fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months or so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are you sure you know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
Fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
tuktok 50 paborito parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank you for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why YOU PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really posted nearly 100 artikulo in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
bahaghari Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little parang buriko fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are you going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
bahaghari Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
bahaghari Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
bahaghari Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No you can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
bahaghari Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: You saved the Crystal Empire
bahaghari Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
bahaghari Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
bahaghari Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow bahaghari Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
bahaghari Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
bahaghari Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for you *shoots explosives*
John: You know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even madami lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the taon 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big asno treasure hunt.
bahaghari Dash: madami like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're pag-awit a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a parang buriko that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have you been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. You can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* You had a bad day. You taking one down. You sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about araw 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT araw 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted sa pamamagitan ng MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a bista sa tagiliran pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare you ship them?!
STH: How dare you judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if you can't tell, I pag-ibig making crossovers between walang tiyak na layunin pelikula with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, you got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do you know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 minutos of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't you drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
bahaghari Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
bahaghari Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
bahaghari Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the taon 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on tuktok of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man you don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: You know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in pag-ibig with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! You made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy pag-ibig c@r ch@ses or something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The tuktok speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the tuktok speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
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FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
bahaghari Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin hood of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes you feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 minutos later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
Fanpop users: We pag-ibig you Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not pagbaba it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP bahaghari Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still pag-ibig you *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do you know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: You didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, or not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any mga baril in here!
Hawkeye: Like you care.
Pete: For caring, you get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Nawawala A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Nawawala a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? Or maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! You broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only pagbaba this, because it takes place in the 50's. I pag-ibig the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: Or just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created sa pamamagitan ng Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no you don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
bahaghari Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: I'm still alive! You got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit sa pamamagitan ng train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
Fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: You get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing you for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
bahaghari Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I sinabi I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the kalye from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* You wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll ipakita you what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: You can't escape me!! *shoots kama over, and over again* Wait a minuto *looks at computer through scope* You are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if you can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do you "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell you guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: uy so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are you doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that you can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made you sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this artikulo got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time pagbaba this basura instead of pagbaba something from an expert?
Bartholomew: You mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, you suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then you must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call you a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE YOU MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not pagbaba this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the bituin Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but you don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
bahaghari Dash: How do you know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did you want to hear?
After a fight scene
bahaghari Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
bahaghari Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your asno back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for you to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into puno house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: You all get to go tahanan tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, you volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK parang buriko 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: You killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't you drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: You know Coffee Creme, pagganap like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging sa pamamagitan ng how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine sa pamamagitan ng me.
STH: I pag-ibig making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with you for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
bahaghari Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a artikulo that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If you don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little parang buriko related username's one taon anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big pader of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did you want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
bahaghari Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are you doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying parang buriko on foot!
Narrator: sinabi Sean
susunod morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of you for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this ipakita in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! You try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to sa pamamagitan ng some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, you threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a minuto Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my tahanan planet. Wanna come?
bahaghari Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on tuktok of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
bahaghari Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come you never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on you assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are you doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
bahaghari Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my susunod fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
bahaghari Dash: It sucks that you wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: You get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No comments no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do you mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one posted a comment on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
madami Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn you into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that bangka chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased sa pamamagitan ng russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we sinabi goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow you to stab bahaghari Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs bahaghari Dash*
Sean: You did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
Fanpop users: Meh
STH: You guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
bahaghari Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned sa pamamagitan ng an evil company?
Drunk Pony: You mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
Fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months or so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are you sure you know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
Fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
tuktok 50 paborito parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank you for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why YOU PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really posted nearly 100 artikulo in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
bahaghari Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little parang buriko fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are you going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
bahaghari Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
bahaghari Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
bahaghari Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No you can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
bahaghari Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: You saved the Crystal Empire
bahaghari Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
bahaghari Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
bahaghari Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow bahaghari Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
bahaghari Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
bahaghari Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for you *shoots explosives*
John: You know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even madami lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the taon 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big asno treasure hunt.
bahaghari Dash: madami like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're pag-awit a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a parang buriko that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have you been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. You can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* You had a bad day. You taking one down. You sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about araw 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT araw 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted sa pamamagitan ng MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a bista sa tagiliran pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare you ship them?!
STH: How dare you judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if you can't tell, I pag-ibig making crossovers between walang tiyak na layunin pelikula with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, you got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do you know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 minutos of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't you drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
bahaghari Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
bahaghari Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
bahaghari Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the taon 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on tuktok of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man you don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: You know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in pag-ibig with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! You made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy pag-ibig c@r ch@ses or something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The tuktok speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the tuktok speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
bahaghari Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin hood of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes you feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 minutos later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
Fanpop users: We pag-ibig you Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not pagbaba it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP bahaghari Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still pag-ibig you *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do you know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: You didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, or not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any mga baril in here!
Hawkeye: Like you care.
Pete: For caring, you get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Nawawala A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Nawawala a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? Or maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! You broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only pagbaba this, because it takes place in the 50's. I pag-ibig the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: Or just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created sa pamamagitan ng Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no you don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
bahaghari Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: I'm still alive! You got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit sa pamamagitan ng train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
Fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: You get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing you for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
bahaghari Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I sinabi I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the kalye from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* You wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll ipakita you what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: You can't escape me!! *shoots kama over, and over again* Wait a minuto *looks at computer through scope* You are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if you can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do you "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell you guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: uy so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are you doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that you can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made you sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this artikulo got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time pagbaba this basura instead of pagbaba something from an expert?
Bartholomew: You mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, you suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then you must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call you a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE YOU MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not pagbaba this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the bituin Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but you don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
bahaghari Dash: How do you know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did you want to hear?
After a fight scene
bahaghari Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
bahaghari Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your asno back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for you to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into puno house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: You all get to go tahanan tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, you volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK parang buriko 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: You killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't you drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: You know Coffee Creme, pagganap like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging sa pamamagitan ng how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine sa pamamagitan ng me.
STH: I pag-ibig making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with you for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
bahaghari Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a artikulo that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If you don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
