Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are you ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of hapunan plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":
"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was madami of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! You actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, you guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got me' laugh turned into that kind of laughter where you see something so funny, you could pee yourself.' <sigh> That was fun"
"'Y'know, for most of the day, you guys have been really really good! What do you say we spend the rest of the araw outside?'
'You mean it?!' Laura squealed.
He nodded.
'Like 'Outside-for-reccess' outside?! As in we can have reccess for the rest of the day!?' I squeaked.
He smiled, opened the door, and sinabi 'Run free, childrens! You've earned it.'"
"We all cheered. For a malicious, scary, and downright spank-happy vampire, he's like a little kid. He pushed us on the swings (afterwards, we had to push him. My GOD, is he heavy!), slid down the slide (we had to convince Adrienne to go with him down the really big swirly one because he was too scared to go. Wimp.), played hide-and-seek (we eventually had to call off the game because we couldn't find him. Every time we had him, he teleported somewhere else. That cheater.), and even played kickball (He SUCKS at it. He's got to learn you have to KICK the ball, not matunog na halik it with his hand. Nimrod.). When the kampanilya rang, he corraled us inside. We grabbed our stuff and expected to be let out.... then he blocked the door.
'What the heck, man?! School's out!' Adrienne whined.
He smiled evilly. 'That's right. School's out!'
I froze. 'Wait....if school's out, then that means he's not our teacher. Then THAT means...!'
He laughed evilly.
'Oh CRAP!'
There was a whole bunch of screaming and crying, but about 5 minutos later, he let us out. Numbuh 3.8 caught up with us.
'Hey! How was-'
Laura and Adrienne snarled.
'Don't ask.'"
"So is THAT the reason you two don't get along?" Hoagie asked.
"Well, that's ONE of the reasons. There's a whole bunch more, but I'm not gonna get into it."
Kuki, Wally, and Kacey whined.
"Ok, fine. Now it all started in 3rd grade the week of Halloween...."
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are you ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of hapunan plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":
"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was madami of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! You actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, you guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got me' laugh turned into that kind of laughter where you see something so funny, you could pee yourself.' <sigh> That was fun"
"'Y'know, for most of the day, you guys have been really really good! What do you say we spend the rest of the araw outside?'
'You mean it?!' Laura squealed.
He nodded.
'Like 'Outside-for-reccess' outside?! As in we can have reccess for the rest of the day!?' I squeaked.
He smiled, opened the door, and sinabi 'Run free, childrens! You've earned it.'"
"We all cheered. For a malicious, scary, and downright spank-happy vampire, he's like a little kid. He pushed us on the swings (afterwards, we had to push him. My GOD, is he heavy!), slid down the slide (we had to convince Adrienne to go with him down the really big swirly one because he was too scared to go. Wimp.), played hide-and-seek (we eventually had to call off the game because we couldn't find him. Every time we had him, he teleported somewhere else. That cheater.), and even played kickball (He SUCKS at it. He's got to learn you have to KICK the ball, not matunog na halik it with his hand. Nimrod.). When the kampanilya rang, he corraled us inside. We grabbed our stuff and expected to be let out.... then he blocked the door.
'What the heck, man?! School's out!' Adrienne whined.
He smiled evilly. 'That's right. School's out!'
I froze. 'Wait....if school's out, then that means he's not our teacher. Then THAT means...!'
He laughed evilly.
'Oh CRAP!'
There was a whole bunch of screaming and crying, but about 5 minutos later, he let us out. Numbuh 3.8 caught up with us.
'Hey! How was-'
Laura and Adrienne snarled.
'Don't ask.'"
"So is THAT the reason you two don't get along?" Hoagie asked.
"Well, that's ONE of the reasons. There's a whole bunch more, but I'm not gonna get into it."
Kuki, Wally, and Kacey whined.
"Ok, fine. Now it all started in 3rd grade the week of Halloween...."
