The susunod morning, Kiki got up at the crack of dawn. She got on the computer and opened Fanpop, and Facebook. Or course no one was on. So Kiki decided to mess with her younger brother, Chris.
"Chriiiiiiiiiis," Kiki sinabi into Chris's ear while he was lying in bed. Chris didn't flinch. "Darn." Kiki muttered.
Then, one of the kittens, Pecan, peered from underneath Chris's covers. Kiki jumped back.
"Pecan? Sleeping with Chris is a no-no!" Kiki whispered. She lifted up pekan and brought him into her room. She chased him around the room for a bit, until he out-ran her.
Then, Kiki got a CRAZY idea.
She grabbed an anonymous pencil, and gently jabbed it into Pecan's side. He barely flinched, but gave Kiki one of his WTF? cat faces. "Poke." Kiki sinabi with a laugh. "You've been poked!" Kiki ran around her room teasing pekan who had no idea what was going on.
"BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!" The computer in the hall went. Kiki tripped over a few walang tiyak na layunin things lying on the floor, but made it into the computer. There, sitting blankly on her screen was this:
Wally B. is requesting a chat with you.
Kiki had a blank expression on her face, but accepted the chat anyway.
Kiki: What do you want?
Wally: God, don't be feisty. And ur supposed to spell words wrong. Only sum.
Kiki: OK...? Why are you up?
Wally: Well, my dad had golf on the TV and it woke me up. So I came on heer.
Kiki: But isn't it like 2:00 in the morning there?
Wally: Ya
Kiki: OK then. Is Kuki up?
Wally: No. I tugged on the rope. A bunch. No answer.
Kiki: Aw. Well, I hope she gets up soon.
Wally: I tried to tell her last night.
Kiki: Tell her what?
Wally: IT.
Kiki: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. And? Tell me all the details.
Wally: FANGIRL. I chickened out, OK?
Kiki: Makes sense. Isn't that how it usually is?
Wally: Shut up.
Kiki: Well get some sleep, bub.
Wally: OK. Why duz everyone call me that? I only let Kacey call me that.
Kiki: Bub Bub Bub Bub Bub.
[Wally Beetles is offline]
"Oh, Wally." Kiki said.
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Later that day, Megan was sitting at the kusina mesa listening to Maddy read her school play script.
"What are you again?" Megan asked.
Maddy snarled. "A POLAR BEAR, MEGS! PAY ATTENTION!" Megan rolled her eyes.
"Sorry."
"Oh, are you embarrassed about your sister playing a polar madala in 'Don't Mess With the Polar Ice Caps'?" Maddy asked, furious.
"You're impossible! I'm going on Facebook." Megan grumbled. Megan got on Facebook. She scrolled down the page, and started laughing about this:
Kacey Dodson posted a picture.
Tagged: Kuki Sanban, Wally Beetles
Comments:
Abby L: LOL REALLY? How'd you get this pic?
Kacey D: I have my ways.
Wally B: WHY? THAT WAS RETARDED! YOU BELONG IN JUVIE!
Kacey D: Yup I do
Kuki S: ......
Hoagie G: O_O
Kiki H: HAHA! Where'd you find them?
Kacey: Half way across the rope. I don't know how they manged....
Megan B: Oh wow. I LOL'd when I saw this!
Megan posted her comment and laughed. She went back into laughter. This was absolutely HILARIOUS.
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Wally plopped on his bed. He was angry. Angrier than anything. How could Kacey do that to him? Posting that picture? Wally just took off his sando and got in bed. He had nothing better to do. He could hear his Dad coming up the stairs and pulled the comforter over his head and groaned.
"Hey, Wallabee!" Mr. Beetles said.
Wally sinabi nothing.
"Eh, what's wrong?" Mr. Beetles asked.
Wally sniffled. "Kacey posted a picture on Facebook of me and Kuki..."
"You and Kuki? Kuki Sanban? That cute girl susunod door?"
"DAD!"
"Sorry, ol' boy. You like her don't ya? Like, like-like her?"
"Dad, please..."
"Nothin' wrong with havin' a lil' crush!" Mr. Beetles chuckled. "I had a crush on about 50 girls!"
"DAAAD!" Wally yelled.
"Oh, sorry." Mr. Beetles patted Wally's head and left.
Wally sighed and went to go tug on the rope. Kuki's head appeared.
"Hey Wally." She said.
"You saw the picture?" Wally asked.
"Yes. I can't believe you talked me into that..." Kuki moaned.
Wally blushed. "Well, Kacey put it online and now we're screwed."
"Wally, I can't do this anymore. It's been fun, but I'm done." Kuki wiped tears from her eyes and left her room.
Wally didn't move.
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Kacey was bored, so she skateboarded over to Wally's house. She left her skateboard in the usual hiding spot, and climbed up the house. When she reached Wally's window, she saw him just lying on his bed. No movement. He just.... sat there.
"Wally?" She asked.
Wally didn't answer.
"WALLABEE?" Kacey asked sternly.
No answer.
Kacey put on her best Numbuh 86 voice and.... "NUMBUH 4! GET YOUR KIESTER OVER HERE NOW!"
Wally didn't even flinch.
Kacey rolled her eyes and climbed into Wally's room. She began jumping on the bed.
Wally breathed.
"Are you on new medication?" Kacey asked. "You hate it when I jump on your bed."
"I'm depressed." Wally finally muttered.
"Oh, really?" Kacey got down from the kama and laid down susunod to him.
"Yup. YOU PUT THAT FREAKIN' PICTURE ONLINE."
"That was photoshopped." Kacey sinabi with a smirk.
Wally sat up straight. "WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"Yup. I saw you guys up there, so I snapped a pic. But since it was terrible quality, I photoshopped it. It looked way different than the actual thing.
Wally sighed. But he still was depressed. "And something else happened."
"What?" Kacey asked.
"I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T."
Kacey shrugged. This was even madami boring than before. So she left.
"Good lord." Wally said. "I thought she'd never leave."
When he got on Facebook, he couldn't believe what he saw.