*two days later*
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
Onna: am I beautiful?
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that you are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do you think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are you here?
Henry: we would like you to rejoin...
Onna: why do you want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do you have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that you are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do you think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are you here?
Henry: we would like you to rejoin...
Onna: why do you want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do you have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: for fu*ks sake where is Clockwork and Zippers!
Lisa: sir!
Zalgo: what is it Lisa?
Lisa: Clockwork was captured...
Zalgo: WHAT!?
Lisa: and RED was killed sa pamamagitan ng Jane
Zalgo: DOUBLE WHAT!?
Lisa: so what should we do about this?
Zalgo: send Pyris and Shadowlurker to get Zippers and Send Targeter to find Clockwork!
Lisa: yes sir! *walks out*
Zalgo: Dominic!
Dominic: yes my lord?
Zalgo: gather as many troops you want and pay cRYPT a visit...
Dominic: yes sir!
Zalgo: for fu*ks sake where is Clockwork and Zippers!
Lisa: sir!
Zalgo: what is it Lisa?
Lisa: Clockwork was captured...
Zalgo: WHAT!?
Lisa: and RED was killed sa pamamagitan ng Jane
Zalgo: DOUBLE WHAT!?
Lisa: so what should we do about this?
Zalgo: send Pyris and Shadowlurker to get Zippers and Send Targeter to find Clockwork!
Lisa: yes sir! *walks out*
Zalgo: Dominic!
Dominic: yes my lord?
Zalgo: gather as many troops you want and pay cRYPT a visit...
Dominic: yes sir!
