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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and sinabi "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant sinabi "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice sinabi "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant sinabi "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice sinabi "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant sinabi "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice sinabi "What?"
Tarrant sinabi "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice sinabi "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant sinabi "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice sinabi "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant sinabi "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue swimsuit to Alice. Tarrant sinabi "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant sinabi "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice sinabi "I got on this kulay-rosas floating hat."
Tarrant sinabi "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice sinabi "Yes sir."
The Dormouse sinabi "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant sinabi "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit sinabi "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She sinabi "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He sinabi "That's wonderful."
Alice sinabi "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant sinabi "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice sinabi "Um okay."
Tarrant sinabi "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on tuktok of each other."
Alice sinabi "How cool."
Tarrant sinabi "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 madami hats on Alice's head. Tarrant sinabi "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice sinabi "Oh no."
Tarrant sinabi "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse sinabi "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant sinabi "Really? This isn't good."
The March liyebre sinabi "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant sinabi "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He sinabi "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He sinabi "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice sinabi "Tarrant you saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant sinabi "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice sinabi "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and sinabi "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant sinabi "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue swimsuit got ripped apart." Alice's swimsuit was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant sinabi "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat sinabi "Wrong room."
Alice sinabi "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few minutos later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant sinabi "I'm sorry that you almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice sinabi "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant sinabi "And you are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. sa pamamagitan ng the way do you feel alright? Do you need CPR?"
Alice sinabi "No."
Tarrant sinabi "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice sinabi "How were you allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant sinabi "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and sinabi "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant sinabi "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice sinabi "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant sinabi "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice sinabi "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant sinabi "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice sinabi "What?"
Tarrant sinabi "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice sinabi "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant sinabi "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice sinabi "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant sinabi "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue swimsuit to Alice. Tarrant sinabi "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant sinabi "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice sinabi "I got on this kulay-rosas floating hat."
Tarrant sinabi "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice sinabi "Yes sir."
The Dormouse sinabi "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant sinabi "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit sinabi "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She sinabi "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He sinabi "That's wonderful."
Alice sinabi "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant sinabi "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice sinabi "Um okay."
Tarrant sinabi "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on tuktok of each other."
Alice sinabi "How cool."
Tarrant sinabi "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 madami hats on Alice's head. Tarrant sinabi "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice sinabi "Oh no."
Tarrant sinabi "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse sinabi "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant sinabi "Really? This isn't good."
The March liyebre sinabi "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant sinabi "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He sinabi "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He sinabi "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice sinabi "Tarrant you saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant sinabi "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice sinabi "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and sinabi "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant sinabi "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue swimsuit got ripped apart." Alice's swimsuit was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant sinabi "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat sinabi "Wrong room."
Alice sinabi "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few minutos later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant sinabi "I'm sorry that you almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice sinabi "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant sinabi "And you are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. sa pamamagitan ng the way do you feel alright? Do you need CPR?"
Alice sinabi "No."
Tarrant sinabi "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice sinabi "How were you allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant sinabi "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
