Clementine from "Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost"

Bonnie pushed Damon over the porch into her house. He walked ahead to the kitchen, Bonnie behind him. He turned around and saw the furious expression on her face. In other circumstances he would’ve made a sarcastic comment, but the way things were now, Damon knew the best thing was to keep his mouth shut. “I thought we had an agreement” she sinabi slowly and threatening while she came closer to Damon. “You wouldn’t drink any human blood” she continued. Damon frowned his eyebrows frustrated. “You sinabi that, I never sinabi I agreed” Bonnie widened her eyes and Damon wouldn’t have...

‘Cas? I know you can hear me, so don’t ignore my calls. I know you’re having a hard time right now and no one blames you. But we need you. We need your help. It’s not your fault, okay? But you have to get back here”
Cas heard Sam’s call perfectly as he stared into Andy’s face. Andy looked from Cas to Zoey.
“What the hell happened here?” he sinabi breathing fast.
“I killed her” Cas confessed.
“I can see that” Andy sinabi shocked. He kneeled susunod to the body. “Did anyone see you come in?”
“I don’t think so” Cas said.
“Good” Andy said. “Go”
“What?” Cas...

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I sinabi it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before you think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH YOU ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which you can read here,

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Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the may-akda knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...