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For the third time that araw someone was ringing the bell. Cas walked in the hallway and stared at the door. “Daphne and Zoey are not here. Maybe you should come back at a madami appropriate time”
“Emmanuel, open the door”
It was Meg and she sounded scared to death. Cas quickly opened the door and looked at a terrified Meg. Before he could ask what was going on she threw herself in his arms and started crying. Cas, not knowing what else to do, tapped her on her back.
“This feels rather uncomfortable” Cas sinabi difficult. “Perhaps you could let go of me?”
Meg let go and took a step...

Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! Hesus I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow tagahanga fiction. And since you guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...

•Owner rights to D.C. Comic characters: warner bros•

•i do not own any character Right involved in this story this is purely fanfic.•

•Background image owner:
Troianocomics•

•Storyline belongs to:
Queen Mary•

•Story opening: A history lesson in the past. The opening Prologue:•

Kalya Ren Kent Wyane is the child of Clark Kent aka Superman and Dina prince aka Wonder Woman. She was born right after her older brother Vince aka Sun-Ray who is also a Justice League member and hero ,and after the death of her late sister Kiki. Kalya is known as a very strong , clever young woman she has...

Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a araw like no other. everyone sinabi hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...

(Some viewers may find this disturbing, viewer discretion advised. And I apologize if I spelled anything wrong.)

What the heck guys, what the hell! I didn't know humanity was so fu*ked up! I am warning you right now, this Fanfiction is very disturbing, it is intensely SCARY, and actually made me vomit AND it gave me a nightmare. Today in Toxic Fanfic Reviews, we are starting out with a bang, with,,,,,,,,,,,, Creation Of A Dry Bones, a Mario Fanfiction sa pamamagitan ng the demented, I don't know his name, the Fanfic was so Arceus Awful that Fanfic.Net Took it down. Enough Messing around, because I may be...

Elena was standing in front of Alaric’s loft. Or should she say Stefan’s? Doesn’t matter. She was at the place where Stefan and Rebekah were hooking up, maybe even having a threesome with Katherine, and she was about to end. Before she knocked she thought about how she would convince Stefan about Rebekah’s true colors. On her way here she had come up with a few ideas.
She could just drag him out of the house, abduct him. Because human girls are so much stronger than vampires.
She could just tell him the truth. “Sorry, Stefan, but your girlfriend is a lying asong babae who’s using you...

February 14, 2017.

It all started like a normal couple, Bob Himb was doing a video with FluxxHd.
They were playing Gmod, but it wasn’t a normal day, it was February 14.
FluxxHd sinabi something he would never say he said, “Hey BB want to go with me to the cosplay convention”, Bob Himb yelled in a seducing voice, Bob Himb “Oh yes, I will dress up like your logo”. Bob Himb quick traveled to FluxxHD’s house, after he got their Fluxx was in a bunny sexy suit, Bob Himb sinabi to him in a turn on voice, “Hey bon-bon, You ready?”, Fluxx Responded in a ipakita off voice “Yes babe” After...

(So what you are about to read was mainly inspired to me sa pamamagitan ng a very weird yet interesting dream. I know that virtually every single time I make one of these, something goes wrong, but I have good faith that I can continue this one to the best of my ability. So, without further ado, let's get started.)

Tick, Tock...Tick, Tock...

BZZZZZZT!!

#1: AUGH! *Falls out of bed*

#1: Jesus, I thought I got rid of this stupid alarm clock...Always frightens the living hell outta me!

#2: YOU should be complaining, Miles. I sleep right susunod to it!

#1/Miles: True, James. But still, whose idea was this anyway? Ah, never...

(I never got around to finishing this and I doubt I ever would've. It's a shame that my laziness got to me because this was actually pretty good in my eyes. Oh well, hope you enjoy what's in here right now. XD)

(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The mantikilya Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..

Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!

Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny araw in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….

……

When all of a sudden……

…..

I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!

FINALLY! :D

I mean,...

WARNING: Exciplit content for first paragraph. Viewer discretion is highly advised.

Shadow continuosly kept thinking about Silver and picturing him in his mind, that it made him kind of horny. "No...." He grumbled, feeling a tickle in his stomach. Shadow teleported to his room, taking his skates off. He immediately started to jack off, moaning with pain. "I can't.... stop!" Shadow groaned. He finally stopped, realizing white substance had been spilled on his rug. No, not milk, his cum. Shadow widened his eyes at the white liquid, getting paper towels and rubbing them on the rug, cleaning up...

While Cas put his clothes back on Meg wrapped the sheets around her and walked towards the door.
“Where you going?” Cas asked.
“Going to take a look in Heather’s wardrobe. I don’t like these clothes” Meg replied and she left the room. Cas took advantage of Meg’s absence to look around in the room. He lifted the mattress, opened the closets and threw all its content on the floor. He pulled the drawers open and threw them on the bed.
“Where is it, Heather? Where do you keep it?” Cas mumbled as he kept looking.
Meg opened the closet in Heather’s bedroom and checked her wardrobe....

Meg had stayed behind in the hospital after Jo had advised her to get a checkup. She wasn’t injured like Cas, but she had still been in ice cold water and she had been in contact with electricity. So, a checkup wouldn’t hurt.
The doctor draw some blood.
“How long have you been feeling sick?” he asked.
“Since now, really” Meg answered in full honesty. “One moment I’m feeling fine, the susunod I’m running off to the bathroom, puking my guts out”
“Do you get stressed easy?” the doctor asked.
“No” Meg responded. “I don’t know. I’m not really familiar with emotions”...

Meg banged the door of Heather’s studio. After what seemed like forever, the light in the hallway was switched on and Heather opened the door. She was wearing a grey dressing-gown, her hair was very messy and she rubbed her eyes.
“Meg? What are you doing here? Do you know what time it is?” Heather mumbled sleepy.
“I need your help. Can I come in?” Meg asked agitated and before Heather could decline she already entered. “You gave me something to get through my first night. It really helped and I was wondering…”
“If I have more? Of course I do, but couldn’t you wait until morning?...

Meg was standing in front of a modern looking building. She pressed the intercom susunod to the door.
“Yes?” a female voice answered and Meg recognized it.
“Good evening, …ma’am” Meg said. Politeness was something new to her. “We met this afternoon, outside the temp job office. You sinabi you might have work for me”
A short silence followed.
“Of course” the woman sinabi slowly. “Why don’t you come in? Just up the stairs” The woman hung up and a buzzing sound was heard. Meg pushed the door open and walked up the white stairs which was right in front of her.
Upstairs the woman...

A couple of hours later Veronica unchained Damon. “Don’t even think about running” she sinabi threatening. She opened the door and three of her minions appeared. They cuffed Damon’s hands and feet and when Damon looked up he saw Stefan, Katherine and Caroline were all chained onto each other. Veronica’s minions dragged Damon pasulong and chained him onto the rest.
“Now, walk” Veronica ordered. They wouldn’t ilipat and thus Veronica nodded at one of her minions. He fired a bullet and Katherine screamed.
Stefan started moving, but Katherine, Caroline and Damon tried to stop him.
“Stefan,...

Bonnie opened her eyes and the candles expired. She stood and walked out of the square.
“I let him know” she said.
“Guys, I think you should see this” Keith said. Bonnie and Matt turned around to him. He was leaning against the mesa with a bunch of letters in his hands.
“What do you have?” Matt asked as they both walked to him.
“I found these in Jeremy’s pocket. I was looking for his phone, when these fell out. They’re from Kelsey to Veronica”
He gave a few to Bonnie and a few to Matt and he started pagbaba the first of his own.

“Dear Ronnie,

I’m sorry I had to leave so...

Klaus walked over the street, dialing a number. He looked furious as he held his phone against his ear.
Rebekah’s phone buzzed and she rolled her eyes when she recognized her caller.
“Nik, what?" she asked annoyed.
“Funny, I was about to ask you the same question” Klaus replied. “I can’t find Tyler anywhere. Do you know where he is?”
“No, Klaus, I don’t know where your little asong babae is” Rebekah replied. “Now, for once in your life, do as I say and stay inside. Lock the doors and the windows and watch American Horror Story or something”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that,...

The Grill.
Bonnie was sitting at the bar, gazing at a candle, trying to lit it with a candle.
“What are you doing?” Veronica asked while she dried glasses.
“Nothing” Bonnie sinabi quick and she looked away from the candle.
“I’ve seen you before. Your Keith’s friend, right?” Veronica acted all innocent. “He told me about you. sinabi you were such a nice girl. I hate to be the one to bring you the news, but he’s a little messed up in the head, so you might want to keep your distance”
“Really?” Bonnie asked, sipping her water. “Last time I checked you were the one planning...

Caroline felt her phone buzzing against her thy, but she tried really hard to ignore it. Bonnie was trying to figure out the words in the books, but since she was powerless her ability to read ancient languages was gone. Eventually she looked up and cast Caroline an irritated glance, as if blaming her for the current inconvenience.
“Will you just pick up?” she sinabi frustrated.
“It’s probably my mom, wondering where I am” Caroline replied reluctant. “She can wait. This is madami important. You have to get your powers back”
“I can’t concentrate, ‘cause your phone has been buzzing...

Elena was sitting at the living table, Pagsulat a letter. Damon was trying to reach Caroline, to get madami information about the herbs she’d been providing for Elena. Elena was so focused on her letter that she didn’t hear Damon come in.
“I can’t reach her” he sinabi apologizing. “I’ll try again in a few minutes”
“You don’t have to worry her” Elena sinabi soft as she folded the letter. She stood up with the intention to put the letter in her purse.
“What’s that?” Damon nodded suspiciously at the letter.
“Just some scrabbles” Elena lied and Damon jerked the letter out...