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"Hey, where'd Hannah go?!" asked Kowalski. It was the very late morning, when everyone in Grénwölv camp realized she was missing. "I don't know, she's been gone since we finished training!!" sinabi Jett. "So how do you think she disappeared?" asked Skipper. "Maybe she went MIA or AWOL," sinabi Private. "Telow!! Do you think you or any of your troops could find her?" asked Jett. "I do the best I can, Pilii!!! Zaroff!! Glostev!! Send in a paghahanap party, they all have to cover the area we're in, paghahanap all over if you must!!" yelled Telow. The three men aforementioned then saluted and headed out to paghahanap the nearby landscape. "So how long would it take to find her Telow?" asked Lilly. "That depends, if she's ran or walked out of here, if not, she might've been kidnapped," sinabi Telow. "Good god how are we going to find her then?!" asked Jett. "Hey, calm it down soldier, we'll find her!! Just give it some time!!" sinabi Skipper. "I hope we find her, otherwise she's been kidnapped sa pamamagitan ng Damion, or worse yet," sinabi Jett in a concerned tone. "Hey Lilly, have you told them yet?" asked Skipper. "Tell em what? That I'm pregnant?" asked Lilly. "You're pregnant?!" asked the group in unison. "Yes guys, heh, I've known for a week, don't feel too bothered sa pamamagitan ng it please," sinabi Lilly. "Then how will you help us in the war?" asked Private. "Well, maybe she could tend to the wounded, cook, clean, one of those I gue-" sinabi Kowalski. "NO!! she will not on my army!!" yelled Telow. "What are you saying?" asked Lilly. "You WILL NOT degrade yourself as a woman!! You will fight, you won't do the simple and degrading task as a nurse!! You will not COOK a SINGLE dish in this army!! You will not clean up after our fucking mess!! You will FIGHT!! For what is right!!" sinabi Telow. "But she's pregnant!! She's helpless in the battlefield if she-" sinabi Skipper. "No, enough mushy nonsense, can you shoot?!" asked Telow to Lilly's face. "YES I CAN!!" yelled Lilly, saluting. "Excellante!! Can you throw a bomb?!" asked Telow. "Perfectly pitched!!" sinabi Lilly in obedience. "Can you carry a flag in the midst of exploding shells and falling soldiers?!" asked Telow. "Yes sir!!" sinabi Lilly. "GOOD!! Then you shall fight!!" sinabi Telow, applauding to Lilly.
"Thanks General Telow," sinabi Lilly, smiling a bit at him. "Wait, Lilly, how are you going to do all that and keep our unborn egg alive?" asked Skipper in concern. "I'll be fine Skippy, I'm not gonna go into extremely close combat, I'll be able to shoot enemy soldiers behind barracks and protect my belly from gunfire," sinabi Lilly. "Alright, but what if they drop a bomb near you?" asked Skipper. "Kowalski made a bomb-proof shield controller, I'll carry it with me so that a force-field will balutin around me when I activate it to protect me," sinabi Lilly. "Okay, just so long as neither of you are hurt or killed," sinabi Skipper, smiling a bit. "Thanks for understanding Skippy," sinabi Lilly. "Oh, and I do have, at least that is, one madami thing to say to you," sinabi Skipper. "What is it love? I'd pag-ibig to hear it," sinabi Lilly, smiling warmly at him. "Well, will you, will you marr-" sinabi Skipper, before he and Lilly disappeared from the sight and suddenly showed up in a different area. "Wait, w-where are we?!" asked Lilly. "I have no idea," sinabi Skipper, worried. Lilly then heard that familiar laugh, a laugh that has haunted every nightmare she's had so far. They knew that anyplace was better than where they were right now, they were in Dr. Damion's lab, and there was no way they were going to escape, unless they formulated a very difficult plan. "Damion!! Why didn't I think you'd do this to us!!" yelled Lilly. Dr. Damion then appeared from the shadows, then came close to them. "I'm awfully sorry that you had to appear on such extremely short notice, but I am glad to know that, what's this? Congratulations Miss Lilly on your new child coming, I do hope he or she does come healthy, seeing that you are as knocked up as a piece of beaten steak," sinabi Dr. Damion. "Well thanks for that Damion, what the hell do you want from us?!" asked Lilly.
"To, give your friend a little company, she will desperately need it," sinabi Dr. Damion. "Hannah!! What the hell have you done to her?!" yelled Lilly. "She had her alone time in isolation, and I had her, well, house-broken," sinabi Dr. Damion with a charming smile. "Then why'd you take me here also?!" asked Skipper. Dr. Damion then looked at him, in a sarcastic surprise. "Oh, my, how I haven't noticed this? General Rico, come here, we've got, a certain someone here!!" sinabi Dr. Damion. "Who is it sir?" asked Rico with an enigmatic smile. "Welcome to my beloved establishment, Skipper. How many tales I've heard of you, you were, formerly a brilliant soldier, fighting for the American army in the Chilean war," sinabi Dr. Damion, pacing around in concentration. "What? No I wasn't, I was a plantation owner at Mars!!" sinabi Skipper. "Haha, you actually think you were born in mars? Oh boy, that "Readiness Training" really wiped your mind!!" sinabi Dr. Damion. "What are you talking about?" asked Skipper. Dr. Damion then laughed, a bit loudly. "What did you think was your childhood like? Your original memories!! You had them, and I had endorsed that Readiness Training myself, since Earth was becoming apparently polluted and assassinated slowly, I know you had original memories, and now, to break it to you, Miss Lilly," sinabi Dr. Damion with a chuckle. "What are you breaking to me you sick cunt?!" asked Lilly. "That Casanova here, was already in a relationship, before they had assigned him for Readiness Training," sinabi Dr. Damion. "Wait, no I wasn't!!" yelled Skipper defiantly. "Oh, how severe this is!! Let's take a look at the tapes then!!" sinabi Dr. Damion, pulling down a screen and playing a projection onto it. Lilly and Skipper watched closely at the film, since escape was pointless at the moment. Lilly could clearly see Skipper with another woman, she was an hayop ng oter in fact, and Lilly then felt slightly hurt, but not hatred to Skipper, then she watched on, getting uncomfortable as she saw him halik this hayop ng oter a few times, and then hug her as well. Lilly then broke out into slight tears and Dr. Damion turned off the projection. "Now how is that for great proof there, Miss Lilly?" asked Dr. Damion with a chuckle.
"It's horrible, but it is undeniable," sinabi Lilly between each tear fall. "See how pag-ibig can be so stupid at times? Why such a thing doesn't exist?" asked Dr. Damion. "No!! There is too pag-ibig in you!! It's been drained out of you, that's what happened to your love!!" yelled Skipper. "I never had it in my life, there was only loneliness, hatred, and passion. pag-ibig seemed to evade me at each turn, those sultry GIRLS mounting their affections towards me, they weren't true of course, and they had me at my possible wits end. They ruined all chances to pag-ibig for me. FILTHY WHORES THEY WERE!!!" yelled Dr. Damion, pounding his fist on a single wooden column and bent it slightly in half. "Why didnt you just try again? There are billions of isda in the sea," sinabi Skipper, comforting Lilly. "Thing is, soldier, I catch these isda and I EAT THEM, I never release them, or keep them in my tahanan alive," sinabi Dr. Damion, hinting his cannibalistic cravings. "Then why don't you just stop being mad at the world? Instead, mad at yourself," sinabi Skipper with some hint of malice. "Mad? At myself? Why should I be, when life is beautiful as it is for me, the world deserves nothing, only to carry on as another, stupid, speck, in the universe," sinabi Dr. Damion, "And now, you will sumali the scum on this earth, tonight, and suffer greatly at your own costs."
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Tressa returned to her cage at morning.

Smarty: (worried): Are you OK?
Tressa: (happy) Yeah. Actually I have never been so happy! I found the map!
Smarty: OMG! You know what it means? We are going to escape! I didn’t want to sound like a little girl but “YAY!” We did it! We really, really did it!
Amy: Am I in?
Tressa: Of course you are in, Amy! We’ll escape together!
Amy: *realizes Jane* Can Jane sumali us?
Smarty: (angry) ENOUGH ALREADY! We are working on escape plans madami than 5 years with Tressa. Suddenly you, Amy came and be part of our plan. Now Jane? It’s getting harder and madami dangerous!...
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