Averege day. August 12th, 2012, warm and muggy. Luckily the Penguins HQ was as cool as if it had an air condidtioner ( we had one a while back but Kowalski tinkered with it and it blew up, no shock there, huh?)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were Pagsulat POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly Pagsulat herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" sinabi CC and Kristen at the same time, followed sa pamamagitan ng 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! You just wrecked our card game!" sinabi Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told you so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it sa pamamagitan ng pagbaba all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, or you and Skipper, or me and Skipper and you and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." sinabi Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the daga King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought you sinabi he was one of those robot doubles!" sinabi Skipper
"it would sound better to you if I sinabi he was, instead of the ACTUAL daga King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab daga again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the sinag gun. Standing where the daga once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. You could see the daga king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were Pagsulat POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly Pagsulat herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" sinabi CC and Kristen at the same time, followed sa pamamagitan ng 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! You just wrecked our card game!" sinabi Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told you so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it sa pamamagitan ng pagbaba all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, or you and Skipper, or me and Skipper and you and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." sinabi Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the daga King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought you sinabi he was one of those robot doubles!" sinabi Skipper
"it would sound better to you if I sinabi he was, instead of the ACTUAL daga King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab daga again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the sinag gun. Standing where the daga once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. You could see the daga king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
1. His paborito Color Is Orange
2. He Loves Curly Fries
3. He Loves puwang Suits, He Even Wore One For a Month. Good Thing It Wasn't Pressurized.
4. He Loves Video Games!
5. He Loves The Water.
6. He Was Born In Nome, Alaska But He Lives In Tennessee
7. He Pulls Pranks a Lot
8. He Likes Legos, But Does not Use Them Often
9. He Has a HydroBOB Witch Is Like a Mini Submarine.
10. He Loves Drinking Coca-Cola
11. He Hates Hot Days
12. He Loves The UK.as Much as The USA
13. He Loves Pizza
14. He Loves New Year's Parties
And Finally
15. He Loves EXPLOSIONS
2. He Loves Curly Fries
3. He Loves puwang Suits, He Even Wore One For a Month. Good Thing It Wasn't Pressurized.
4. He Loves Video Games!
5. He Loves The Water.
6. He Was Born In Nome, Alaska But He Lives In Tennessee
7. He Pulls Pranks a Lot
8. He Likes Legos, But Does not Use Them Often
9. He Has a HydroBOB Witch Is Like a Mini Submarine.
10. He Loves Drinking Coca-Cola
11. He Hates Hot Days
12. He Loves The UK.as Much as The USA
13. He Loves Pizza
14. He Loves New Year's Parties
And Finally
15. He Loves EXPLOSIONS
Truth in lies 5.1
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a helmet on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are you guys?"
madami silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have you seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off sa pamamagitan ng some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a helmet on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are you guys?"
madami silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have you seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off sa pamamagitan ng some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...