Ke$ha - Blow

'Then who in the hell will go outside and get the last gallon of frigging gas?' asked Beth. 'I'll go, I can get to it,' sinabi Kat. 'But you're a girl!! You'll never make it back-' sinabi Kowalski before being interrupted. 'I have a damn machete and Uzi, I can make it,' sinabi Kat. She then headed to the door, hesitant, breathing heavily and breaking into a cold sweat. She raised her Uzi, loaded it, and slammed the metal doors open. 'Nothing, the infected are gone!!!' sinabi Kat cheerfully. 'AAAARGH!!! Pkvefeeoaaarfhggh!!!!' screamed a hideously bloody zombie, it was in ragged clothes, had an extremely...

********************9 weeks after outbreak****************
The streets of Queens were the most hideous Skipper has ever seen, flies darting all over the floor, rotting bodies littered sidewalks, and the smell of decay. 'Well they weren't wrong when they sinabi only flies would overpopulate in New York!!' sinabi Kat. 'Apparently we are in a bad situation here in Queens,' sinabi Kowalski gravely. 'Where's the ferry again Kat?I wanna get outta here!!' asked Beth. 'Well, it's at either Coney island, or Rockaway beach,' answered Seth. 'Oh, thank you KAT!!' screamed Kat in a harsh tone, whacking Seth with...

Slowly, Kowalski steadily opened the trailer door, and saw nothing inside it. 'Hmmmm....I'm sure there was something in there,' sinabi Kowalski, putting his gun down. 'HAHAHA!!!' screamed a hunched zombie, but it was different. It had deep gashes on it's pained laugh face, smeared in blood, and had red, piercing eyes. 'AAAAHH!!! It's got me!!' screamed kowalski as it clawed his back. 'Shiiiit!!' yelled skipper and shot the animal off him. 'Auugh!!! I think I'm scratched...' thought kowalski, and saw his deep gash pulsate. 'Guys get over here!!' commanded skipper. 'We need to help kowalski here.'...

Seth was completely stalking them in the dark from puno to tree, follwing skipper especially. 'Hmmmm....I should go surprise them!!' sinabi Seth to himself, and pounced Skipper. 'WAAAARGHH!!!' screamed Skipper, 'GET IT OFF!!! HE'S INFECTED!!' Soon after, Marlene began whacking Seth off of Skipper's back. 'Wait, he's not infected, who are you?!?!' asked Kat. After wiping the dust off himself, seth walked up to them. 'I'm Seth, the fun-loving owl,' sinabi Seth. 'Sooooo..... What now?' asked Beth. 'We're in 49th street, so we'll head to 50th kalye for the helicopter,' stated Marlene. 'Good thinking,...

The large horde had surrounded the survivors, lead sa pamamagitan ng a muscular zombie. 'Get the muscular one first!!!' shouted skipper. 'Aye aye sir!!' answered Private, pumping his Mac-10. 'I'll kill these asses for what they did to Ivy!!!' shouted Beth. 'AHA!!! AH AH!!! AAAHAAAA!!!' screamed the muscular zombie. 'Twinkle twinkle little steroid!!' screamed Kat after shooting the zombie 34 times. 'Look!!! Goat meat!!' shouted Kat, she threw the goat meat at the horde, which stained each zombie in the horde. 'Hey guys!! They're attacking each other!!' shouted Marlene. 'Looks like they're attracted to the...

In a dark laboratory, two men were looking in a microscope. 'So what are we going to call it?' asked the man taking notes. 'We can call it the death virus professor,' sinabi New York's lead scientist. 'NO!!!' screamed the professor. 'We can't risk scaring the public in a time like this, let's call it the Brine flu, to make sure the public remains calm.' 'Surely, we can surround the city and keep announcements to minimum,' sinabi the scientist. 'Dr. Gonder!!! We have the plans to-' called out another scientist, before they heard a loud bang in the door. 'Who is it out there?' asked Dr. Gonder. bang,...

Veronica woke up. She looked around. She was in a cell. Lucky her. Veronica jumped up and peeked out through the bars. Two guards were standing there. "Crap!" She muttered. "Shut up and sit down!" A guard yelled at her. Veronica obeyed. What was she supposed to do? There wasn't any escaping on Veronica's agenda. Yet.

Voliet clapped her flippers together as her little spy bird told her the story in details. She was pleased with herself. Very pleased. Voliet dismissed Agent S. She looked at her wristwatch she had taken from Veronica while she was unconcious. It was a mess. The only one created,...