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posted by HaleyDewit
Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the tindahan he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell susunod to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man sinabi looking at the tindahan owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar voice asked. Hermione came in. One look at the glass and at Ron’s hand gave her the answer. “Did you try to steal?” she asked shocked. “Not steal. Just paying afterwards” Ron corrected her “Why?” Hermione asked “I wanted to give you something special” Ron sheepishly said. “Something special? Why?”Hermione repeated. “Well, it’s your birthday soon” “My birthday is not until a month, Ron” Hermione reminded him. Ron didn’t know what to say and Hermione took him outside. “So, basically you tried to steal a ring and give it for my birthday even though it’s ages from now?” she synthesized. Ron looked up. “Pretty much” he said, while his ears turned red. “That is just so sweet. Criminal, but sweet” Hermione smiled. Ron sighed in relief, because Hermione didn’t hate him. “I could think of a better present, though. It’s even free, lucky you” she continued. Ron frowned and looked at her. “ What do mean?”he asked confused. A present was never free. “ Hermione smiled mischievously, making Ron feeling uneasy. Than she decided to redeem him from his suffering. She leaned pasulong and kissed him. At first Ron was surprised, but than he replied sa pamamagitan ng halik back.

I hope you like it
posted by KateKicksAss
One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight Bampira sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real Bampira don't sparkle, Bampira not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
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Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight fans are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if you do not read, will send...
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I was typing up an response to iluvtwilight_ for my personal enjoyment when someone reported the tanong and had it removed. I felt much frustration as what was once a very entertaining activity was reduced to pointlessness. This makes an already depressed person like me madami depressed. Siriusly, I want to committ suicide now...

No, I don't... not yet. But I considered leaving for a brief moment.
But to address this problematic issue. I present: link. O.o What's this? Wikipedia has a specific project devoted to adding humour to the site? OMG, on such a serious site?

Yes, even on such a serious...
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So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...
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Discussion regarding Twilight Bampira and reply to Drisina at link

First Part:
The thing is Drisina, one cannot sa pamamagitan ng fiat change a legend to whatever one very well pleases with. Bampira have been in mythology from the 17th century, e.g. Countess Elizabeth Bathory who alledgedly drank her female servants blood to stay young.

So what Stephenie Meyer does is that she takes the vampire-myth, and discards the gorier details and imperfections, replaces them with what she thinks they should be and et voila, we have Edward Cullen.

Now I shall dissect why most people think its a bad thing to do. Recall...
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posted by harrypotterbest
The Volturi and The Death Eaters have a lot in common. This artikulo points out the features of The Death Eaters that the Volturi seem to have as well.
Before I begin, you have to remember that The Death Eaters were here first – so the Volturi copied them, not the other way around. Now, the leaders of the Volturi are –unless I’m very much mistaken – Aro, Marcus, and Caius. The leader of The Death Eaters is Lord Voldemort.
The Dark Lord can perform Legilemency, which is rather like mind reading, whatever Snape says. Aro can read minds too. The Dark Lord needs eye contact, Aro needs a...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Severus Snape. The man we all hated. Then loved. Then went back to hating. And then we positively loathed him. But, after, we found out hi story. And, when we knew the truth, what did we feel? Love.
Yes, we ended up loving Severus Snape. Because, once we knew HIS side of the story, it was clear.
Snape had a difficult childhood, which probably led to his disturbed adulthood. But we knew nothing about this until we read The Deathly Hallows. And after we found out, found out exactly what he had suffered through, our emotions changed. Snape is one of the deepest characters in Harry Potter, and...
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It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter tagahanga my vote always go for the same, but I feel sa pamamagitan ng criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one araw I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...
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posted by Blueeyes99
Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could you introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go sa pamamagitan ng Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a paborito ipakita xD.

What is it that you hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire pelikula with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather walang tiyak na layunin today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a walang tiyak na layunin collection of letters put together to form a walang tiyak na layunin collection of words which will, in turn, provide a walang tiyak na layunin collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the...
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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my mga kaibigan greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards or just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I paghahanap what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, may-akda of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her segundo book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell you why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered you make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: mga baril and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. You silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that pagong hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. Or at least the book. The films are madami funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the pinagmulan material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't pag-ibig it; I'm no Potterhead sa pamamagitan ng any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the books and films, pagbaba and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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