Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the tabing-dagat with her.
Once they got to the tabing-dagat they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to ipakita off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.

"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T YOU pag-ibig ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still pag-ibig you..." she pouted.

*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
​*also sorry for mistakes...*