Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the tabing-dagat with her.
Once they got to the tabing-dagat they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to ipakita off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T YOU pag-ibig ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still pag-ibig you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the tabing-dagat with her.
Once they got to the tabing-dagat they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to ipakita off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T YOU pag-ibig ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still pag-ibig you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
Harry Potter sit down and got real to go to Hogwarts. Was he picked up his wand and then noted that something was wrong Fred had to took his real wand and put a fake one in it’s place.. harry jumped up and yelled at Fred and saying that if he ever took his wand and placed it with a fake one that he would use a lot of spells on him that would make him not funny. “harry no no I want do it a again I promise ‘ “you better not and don’t think of doing again of I I “ “or want harry can’t think of anythink to do “ sinabi Fred “yes I can but I wouldn’t hurt you your one of the funniest person I know “
sorry if i made some miskis and stuff this is just part one
sorry if i made some miskis and stuff this is just part one
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks you why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap music from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At walang tiyak na layunin times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have you left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to sumali you for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that you have a secret. When they ask you what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes sa pamamagitan ng and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did gawing kalokohan go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap music from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At walang tiyak na layunin times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have you left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to sumali you for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that you have a secret. When they ask you what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes sa pamamagitan ng and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did gawing kalokohan go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy pagbaba both harry potter and twiight books but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing books to read and you dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!