Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Draco, he has always had a secret crush on him.

Who does Hermione marry??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
The local vicar, who goes be the name Patrick.

Why is Voldemort so arrogant?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He's jealous of Harry's beauty.

Who does Harry marry??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Justin Bieber.

How did Dumbledore die?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He falls off a broom playing Quidditch.

How does Snape die??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Voldemort just looked at him.

How did Lupin die?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He was attacked by a Werewolf.

How did Tonks die??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
She saw a picture of a clown.

How did Colin Creevey die?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His camera was possesed.

How did Fred/George die??
(sorry can't remember which one died)
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
((It was Fred, who died.))

Fred challenged George in a jousting competition. Unfortunately, Fred saw Voldemort and died.

How did Voldemort die?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(thats what I thought)

He fell off a cliff.

How did Harry 'die'.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Harry drank too much whiskey.

Why is Voldemort's face distorted?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A spell went wrong during charms class. That also lead to why he is so evil. He was always really after the Charms teacher.

Why did Draco want to be a Death Eater??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Because he liked Twilight and took inspiration from Volturi.

Why do the Death Eaters wear masks?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(omg thats amazing!!!)
Because their faces are sooooo ugly.

What to the students wear to Hogwarts??
Wotch-ya commented…
Thanks. sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
My Little Pony Onesies.

What do you study in Herbology?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Potions.

What do you do in Transfiguration??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Listen, analyze and perform Justin Bieber songs.

What is apparition?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
It's when you learn to drive a car.

What is Potions Class??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
A lesson that teaches you about farts and how to control them.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry have a motto: What is the motto?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
If you are in trouble go to the office and get help.

What is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
A mental institute for people who listen to rock music.

Where is Hogwarts?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Underground Meheco.

Can you just go wandering into Hogwarts??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
What do you think it is?? Snakes & Ladders.

Why do you have to be careful on the stairs, at Hogwarts?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because they have minds of their own and they will drop you.

What is the place where you eat at Hogwarts??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
On the roof.

Where is the food made in Hogwarts? And who works there?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
In the Headmaster's office and Dumbledore works there.

What was the big giant thing in the beginning on SS??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas totalpotterfan said…
A massive bouncy ball!

Why is Ron scared of spiders??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas superDivya said…
Because they are pretty!

Why is Voldemort after Harry?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Because Harry had beaten Voldemort in Chess.

What colour is Voldemort's robes?
superDivya commented…
Good one!! sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas superDivya said…
Rainbow colour!

Why did Pettigrew change into a mouse?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
That's actually disputed, as to whether he turns into a mouse. I've always thought he turns into a slug, that's probably why he's angry with me.

What is a Horcrux?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas superDivya said…
A feather used to tickle Voldemort while he is sleeping!

What is a boggart?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
That 99p deal, served at McDonalds.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas superDivya said…
A vampire bar where humans sell there own blood to werewolves and vampires!

What is a niffler?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
A type of punctuation mark.

How did Voldemort die?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas superDivya said…
Harry poked a pencil in his eye.

Why does Fudge gets chucked out from his office?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
He threw a major temper tantrum because he didn't like Rufus Scrimgeour.

Why did Umbridge hate Harry?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c she's jealous that Harry gets to talk to Voldy. You see she has a major crush on him....

Why is Voldy so ugly??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
He had the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, but he only got basic treatment.

Why are trolls ugly?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas totalpotterfan said…
Because they don't eat enough cheese.

What is Umbridge's favourite colour?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Black. Duh! Isn't it obvious!!

What is Dumbledore's pet??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
A jam doughnut.

Who is Dumbledore's enemy?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His pet rock he had when he was 9.

Who is Voldy's enemy??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Snoop Dogg

Who is Harry's enemy?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Hermione.

Who or what is the DA??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
DA means Dirty Art, self explanatory really.

Why was Dobby killed?
GoodWitchesRAJA commented…
pag-ibig it sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c he was a threat to Harry's success

Why did the Golden Trio take Ollivander the goblin and Luna to the Safe House??
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Wotch-ya said…
Because they liked Twilight and wanted to cleanse them.

How did Voldemort kill?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He threw them in a portal and they died.

How did Voldy die??