Sorry if this has been added already. I really enjoyed this one because it they are so in character . Enjoy :-)
"She peed on me."
"I know."
"Twice."
"I know."
"You so owe me."
"I know."
"I knew this was a mistake from the moment you asked me."
"And yet you still did it."
"When one of my mga kaibigan asks for help with a long overdue parasite extermination problem, I feel obligated to oblige."
"Her name is Rachel, and she's not a parasite. And I didn't ask you to exterminate her, I asked you to babysit."
"Which I did."
"Hardly well."
"As least I wasn't out selling myself for money. How much do you really want...
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