We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?
Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a isda can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sanwits ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got madami pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double petsa with you and your friend.
Reub.: You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's tsauder time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my prambuwesas putbol ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?
Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a isda can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sanwits ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got madami pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double petsa with you and your friend.
Reub.: You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's tsauder time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my prambuwesas putbol ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
On iThink They Kissed which premiered last night (9-12-09) Carly finds out that Sam and Freddie kissed (from iKiss). Carly becomes shocked when Sam told Carly that they kissed. Carly convinces Freddie and Freddie admits that they kissed. At the end of this episode (SPOILER ALERT) the prisoners at the prison where Spencer tried to teach them art broke out of the prison and was inside their sculpture tring to break out and they tied Carly, Sam, and Freddie to duct tape and a couch. Carly was asking Sam and Freddie how long was the kiss. I think that Carly is jealous of Seddie. I think that Creddie is back and I think that Carly really likes Freddie.