Time for Baseball

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, you know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure you don' need anything else?" sinabi Zim. Positive?? Im fine. sinabi Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! sinabi Merribelle.
A umm... dog. sinabi Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, sinabi Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, sinabi Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

sa pamamagitan ng the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down susunod to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black bumagay that had little tails on the...

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's araw instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on pasko because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist...