Zim and Gir

It was the first araw of skool. Skoodge and I walked into the classroom.
    “Class, meet our new classmates. Say your name and anything else you want to say before I change my mind about letting you into the classroom.” The weird human teacher, Ms. Bitters, said.
    “I’m Skoodge.”
    “I’m Del, and I’m glad to be accepted as fellow smeets, or worm mga sanggol or-“
    “That’s all you can say now, so shut up, RIGHT NOW! Del, you can sit behind Cynder. Skoodge, sit behind Zim. Now, as you probably...

(At The Hospital)

Cynder: come on, joy, he didn't hurt me THAT bad.

Cynder Thinking: HOLY **** ON A **** sanwits WITH A SIDE HELPING OF ****** THIS HURTS!

Joy: i know, but....you know i can't bare to see you like this. lying in a hospital kama with a cast on your hip and all.

Cynder:really, I'm fine. just give it some time and I'll be walking just fine again. until then just be patient. no hurting Zim or Sasha, ok?

Joy: *sigh* ok, Cynder. i promise.

Cynder: good. now, I've gotta get some sleep. can you guys come back later.

Joy: sure.

Kendra: alright.

Yami: if you insist.

Bakura: feel better.

Mokuba:...

I've always dreamed of being an invader. But wishes come true! The tallest assigned me to a planet called "Earth". It took me six months to get here! So the susunod day, I went to skool.

I assumed the scary old lady was Mrs. Bitters, the teacher. "Class, this is our new student, Sam. Sam I want you to sit susunod to Dib and be quiet for the rest of the year." she said. As soon as I got in my seat, the worst thing ever happened to me. "Alien! Sam's an alien!" Dib yelled. How would I get out of this? "So now Sam's an alien?" sinabi a girl. Then another kid spoke up, "She just has the same skin condition...