Best of Gir and Zim

at the membranes...
zim- okay here it goes
claire- hand me the gameslave and the fishing line
*claire tosses out the gameslave near gaz*
claire- luck prepare the containment unit
luck- yes master!
gaz- it cant be... it is... THE NEW GAMESLAVE!!*eyes open full as she goes to pick it up*
claire- prepare to be doomed pitiful gaz human!
*gaz steps on the containment unit trapping her*
zim- no human can stand up to the planning of the mighty irken race!
claire- zim shutup! you might wake the dib!
dib- gaz! why are you in that bubble!
gaz- who cares?! I GOT THE NEW GAMESLAVE! now go away your voice is stupid...

zim- what is this plan?
claire- dib is obsessed with paranormal stuff i read about a thingy called a mermaid
zim- what is that?! it sounds horrible!
claire- its a weird tumawid between a human and a fish
zim- thats DISGUSTING!!
claire- i know but anyway if i befriend dib i can tell him i saw a mermaid and make him go diving to find it while hes swimming ill just cut the air and the PITIFUL human will die
zim- thats genius!(man shes smart too!)but i wanna do it
claire- no zim you cant he hates you and unless you get a better diguise, stop hating him and wait until you can enroll in skool again it wont...