Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanwits OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanwits yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with mani mantikilya and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the mani mantikilya sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the halaya sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow mani mantikilya or halaya sanwits into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of halaya at wall, sneering “I...
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