Lexi: You say what now?
Alana: You might become a mother.......
Lexi: But i only fucked him once
Lana: Maybe Prod was getting it in
Lexi: OMFG! How could i be so stupid?
Lana: *Hugs Lexi* You not stupid it was a mistake you got to learn from but don't worry i'm gonna be here for you no matter what!
Lexi: Really?
Alana: Yeah......why wouldn't i?
Lexi: I dunno......i thought you hated me
Lana: I mean yeah you might be violent and annoying but your my little sister and I pag-ibig you
Lexi: *Smiles* madami than you pag-ibig Diggy?
Lana: Yeah.....more than i pag-ibig Diggy
Lexi: I feel special! :')
Lana: Cause you are later you finna to take a pregnancy test
Lexi: Your wish is my command
Lana: *Laughs* Now because we're on the same page get your pregnant dirty asno in the shower
Lexi: I'm not dirty! D:
Lana: Whatever just wash up!
Lexi: Yes sir! *Grabs things and gets in the shower*
Lana: Okay ima read your diary while i wait.....
Lexi: OKAY!!!!
Lana: *Reading Lexi's diary* OMFG! Chris Brown is gorgeous! He got a sexy body, he a great dancer and he got some BIG! feet o.O
Lexi: *In shower* OMFG! LANA!!!!!!!
Lana: *Laughs* Chris Brown got some big feet huh alexis?
Lexi: SHUT UP! YES HE DO
Lana: You know what they the bigger the feet
Lexi: THE BIGGER THE MEAT!
Lana: *Laughs* Your a freak
Lexi: NO I'M NOT!!!!
Lana: Yeah you are you talking bout some big feet
Lexi: *Laughs* Well it's not my fault his pencil come with an eraser
Lana: o.O My god!!!!!!
Walter: *Comes in* Lana you and Prod are gonna stay here with Lexi until She's ready to go
Lana: Okay where he at?
Prod: *walks in* HERE!
Walter: Call me when she done
Prod: Will do sir!
Walter: *Walks away*
Lana: Soooooo Mr. Craig Crippen
Prod: Yes....?
Lana: You and Lexi did the nasty huh?
Prod: HOW YOU KNOW!?!?
Lana: Lexi told me AND she might be pregnant........
Prod: SHE WHAT!?!
Lana: Be pregnant.......
Prod: Dang! So i might become a daddy?
Lana: Yerp!
Lexi: *Comes out paliguan with just her towel on*
Prod: *Looks at her then licks lips*
Lana: STOP LICKING THEM LIPS THAT'S HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT!!!!!
Lexi: You didn't tell he was here
Lana: I forgot......Prod turn around so she can put her Bra and Underwear
Prod: FINE! *Turns Around*
Lana: Lexi hurry up and get dressed
Lexi: *Hurrys up and puts on her clothes* Okay im done
Prod: *Turns Around*
Lexi: Lana gimmie my comb
Lana: *Gives Lexi her comb* Prod your girlfriend is a FREAK
Prod: What she do?
Lana: She was like Chris Brown got some BIG feet and the bigger the feet the bigger the meat
Prod: o.O
Lexi: *Laughs* It's true
Prod: How big is my feet?
Lana: *Looks at Prod's feet* Average
Prod: OH MAN! D':
Lexi: MY HAIR IS RACHET!!!!
Lana: Just put it in a ponytail
Lexi: *Mocks Lana* Just put it in a ponytail.......
Lana: JUST BECAUSE YOU PREGNANT DON'T MEAN I WON'T WHOOP THAT asno OF YOURS!!!!!
Lexi: o.O
Prod: *Prince voice* Spread the peace!
Lana: FUCK THE PEACE
Walter: *Walks in* Yall Ready?
All: YUP!
Walter drives them to the place where they do homeschooling
Ray: THIS MATH IS HARD
Diggy: She asked you what's 4 plus 2..........
Ray: AND I sinabi 42!!!!!
Prince: Idiot!
Walter: Mrs.GotABody here go the other three
Mrs.GotABody: *Talking slow* Okayyyyy.......Thanksssss.......Walterrrrrr...........
Shaniah: She talk Sllllloooooowwwwww!!!!!!
Roc: *Laughs* But she got a body!!!!!!
Tori: A FAKE ONE!
Roc: But it's still a body
Mrs.GotABody: Caaalllmmm dowwnnnn classsss
Janae: Did she say "SHUSH YOUR ASS"???????
Ray: Nahhh she told us to calm down
Mary: No she didn't!!!!
Shaniah: Yes she sinabi Calllllmmmm downnnn classsss
All: *Laughs*
Mrs.GotABody: Ohhhhhh gooddddd Theeee OMGGGGG Girlz and Bonquishaaaa hereeee......
T-smooth: WHAT THAT asong babae SAY?????
Justin: *Shrugs* I dunno
T-Smooth: Did she say call the OMG girlz?!?! Cause ima a MAN!!!!!!!
Star: No nuts she sinabi WE were here!