ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Article: Bullets of pag-ibig part: two

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posted by whiteclaw

"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are you sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she sinabi with hope.

They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves. "Give us the box and we`ll kill you quickly." sinabi the thug. Sweetie Belle grabbed her Tommy gun, "AH-AH, that won`t happen, you see I`m hunting, and if you kill me or anyone else like us, a squadron of choppers will arrest you for blasphemy understood?" snapped the thug.

She looked at her friend lying helpless on the ground, not letting go of the precious ration. She sighed, "I take orders from nopony, understood" without warning she pulled the trigger. The masacre was nice and long, she enjoyed every damn segundo of it. When her clip fell out, she let out a breath of relief. "THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!! laughed the young pegasus. Applebloom shook her head in disapointement, "What a waste of precious ammo." she sinabi in disgust.

"Bitch, ya know that was epic!!!" Scootaloo gawked. They opened the box and found snacks and water bottles inside. It was just enough, they split them between each other. "So what the hell did he mean sa pamamagitan ng 'The Cave' Applebloom" her kahel friend asked. She shrugged, "Best if y`all and I figure it out." she answered with a full mouth. They nodded, "We should hurry, before that squadron gets here." Sweetie Belle said. This was just the start, of the most horrible game.

To be continued...

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On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to...

Sweet mansanas Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, sa pamamagitan ng an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs sinturon of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank you sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to you in my office?
Pete: You mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called you yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss you Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train you two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

papillon Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. You two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are you going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected sa pamamagitan ng leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help you with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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papillon Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your bangka is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the bangka with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one madami thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....

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papillon Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're susunod job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are you waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching mga paru-paro was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them you idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees paruparo on...

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Sweet mansanas Massicure Part 5

posted by Canada24

For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, you had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping you AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm madami than happy to help.
AJ: You have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).

TO BE CONTAINUED

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing sa pamamagitan ng the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do you two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about you James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If you don't start laughing, I'll kick you out of here, and you won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...

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Runaway Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are you gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write madami walang tiyak na layunin things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Pagsulat classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy kahel mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The kahel mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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Runaway Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

susunod day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car you saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also sinabi that some ponies witnessed a green earth parang buriko with a red, and yellow mane, with kahel hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind you of somepony?...

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Runaway Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but you might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are you doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get madami engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the araw is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right susunod to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Benny

Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn kalye Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian parang buriko to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this parang buriko looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are you sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...