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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After bahaghari Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt bahaghari Dash very severely.

bahaghari Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't you hit the pader you idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This parang buriko has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!

One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on tuktok of Gordon's car

Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*

The japanese car fell off

Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!

Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.

Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank you very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*

After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly

Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr You know what this means? *turns on radio*

This song is playing: link

Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*

The End

Ponies feautured in order of appearance

Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
Applejack
Canterlot Police
bahaghari Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony

Cars provided by

Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta

The End

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Copyright 2013
posted by Canada24
"Are we sure we have time Dashie?" Scootaloo asked, as bahaghari insisted on a quick flying lesson as they containued waiting for the others.

"Hey.. Rarity is there.. So. They'll be a while yet" bahaghari chuckled.

"Wrong!" Came sudden voice, and Dash and Scoot looked over and the saw the rest of the gang finally arriving.

"Ohh.. Well, glad your here anyway" bahaghari said, Scoot nodded in agreement.

"Good thing we got here when we did, it's getting dark" applejack insisted, eyeing the sky above them.

"Kick assss! That much closer to telling tonight's scary story!" bahaghari cried happily.

Spike spoke up...
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posted by karinabrony
''And now, for the target I was looking for..'' King Sombra said. ''Hang on right there!'' bahaghari said. ''Why, isn't it the mane 6.'' He said. ''Yes, it is. And we know your plan.'' Twilight said. Of course you do, and nobody can stop me from it.'' King Sombra said. ''We can! Even though we don't have the elements, we always have friendship!'' Twilight said. ''You think you can stop me sa pamamagitan ng that?!'' He said. Twilight looked at the girls and they nodded.

''Sometimes, friendship can't be perfect.'' Twilight began. ''You don't always have the perfect friends.'' Rarity said. ''But with these traits,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previoulsy, Con tried to find out who Vetrice was working for. But upon seeing Vetrice, he ended up killing him, shortly after an attempt of murder.

Now Con is at a casino, playing poker.

Koreans: Where is he?
blue headed griffon: *goes to Con* Hello.
Con: Hi.
blue headed griffon: I watched you prevent an assasination. I'm Blu sa pamamagitan ng the way, and you are?
Con: Mane. Con Mane. How did you see me kill Vetrice?
Blu: I watched you at another building. To be precise, it was susunod to the one you were in.
Con: You're here to tell me something aren't you?
Blu: Three koreans are here that want you dead. They're...
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The susunod araw came, and Sean was getting ready for the segundo race, when suddenly...

Russian pony64: Look at that Canterlot.
Russian pony24: I am. Let's steal it.
Sean: *looks behind him* Hmm. Thought I heard something.
Nikki: I think you're a little nervous.
Sean: I swear! I heard something. Maybe it was someone passing by.
Daredevil: Maybe. Alright, all your tires are inflated perfectly. The race doesn't start until an hour, so what do you wanna do?
Sean: I am hungry. What about you two?
Nikki: Yeah!
Daredevil: Same here. You two go, I'll watch over the car.
Sean: Ok. *leaves with Nikki*
Russian...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: Despite this being very long, it's worth reading.

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the kastilyo got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the kastilyo was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to sumali his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her mga kaibigan so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to sumali Discord's army....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done ah parang buriko mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one madami alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from basuka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from basuka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 mga kaibigan [AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, PinkiPie,Twilight] meet under RainbowDash clound.
AppleJack - Fluttershy fly to her clo...
*boom* bahaghari Dash Fall from clound. Shes not moving and she dont breathing.
AppleJack - oh no... Rainbow...Dash...
??? - MUAHAHAHAHA... You think you use elements of harmony on my? YOU THINK I STUPID!!!! HAHAHAHA!! NO YOU SOOOO STUPID!
Twilight - You!
King of Shadow Ponies - soo Twilight what you do now... NOTHINK! HAHAHAHA! I WIN!!!!!!!
Fluttershy GIVE HER BACK TO US!!! i-if you dont...
King of Shadow Ponies - HAHAHA Fluttershy why you soo shy... oh look Twilight Canterlot...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
ponyville-11:30 am
*vwoom* The damo swayed and the wind blowed as the TARDIS landed. The strange phonebooth like device opened and out came a pony. A parang buriko with a brown mane and a light brown coat. He wore a bow tie and his cutie mark was an hourglass. His name was the doctor.
He had a box that was bigger on the inside and could travel through time and space. The machine had brought him here. "interesting, the damo is so green and the weather, oh absolutly marvelous." "if only i knew where i was" "hmm. i feel odd, are my legs off balance?" he looked down to see that he was indeed not a human,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A buwan passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I sinabi to myself. "Because...
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Chris: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Equestria! In today's episode, well meet our contestants for this season.

*a bangka comes up along the shore*

Chris: And here they are now! First up, we have Billie Joe Armstrong!

Bille:*walks off the boat* I pag-ibig tacos!

Chris: Okay? susunod is Aqua Fresh!

Aqua:*walks off the bangka and waves to the camera*

Chris: Leon Grim!

Leon:*appears from behind a bunch of smoke from the smoke bomb he threw* The Great and Powerful Leon has arrived!

Chris: Christina!

Christina:*walks off the boat, eating some chips*

Chris: Owl Feather!

Owl:*walks off the boat* H-Hello....
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posted by Tawnyjay
I listened to the splashes of tsokolate rain on the rook of my castle. I sighed. Discord...

Celestia then trotted in, her eyes swimming with tears. "More ponies have been corrupted," she told me glumly. "I don't know what happened. One araw there was beauty, and then..." She paused as the night quickly turned to araw and back.

"I think we need to do something." I got to my hooves. "Luna!" Celestia protested, "You know that we can't just go and save Equestria. If Discord found out, he would imprison us even madami than we already are!" She looked around my room, which was connected to hers.

"We're...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"It was really nice of the Princess to let us explore the castle, without all the commotion of the gala." sinabi Twilight to her five friends. "Hey, Pinkie!" shouted bahaghari Dash,"What's with that bag of yours? You've been carrying it since we got on the train to get here!" It was true. In Pinkie Pie's mouth, there was a brown piece of cloth that seemed to hold a few items. "Oh, it's nothing!" Pinkie Pie replied with struggle, since she would drop the bag if she opened her mouth too much."Just a gift for a friend." Pinkie Pie told her mga kaibigan she would be right back, and ran off to deliver her...
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Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make you fall in pag-ibig with the first person you see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her kastilyo to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the bulaklak and falls in pag-ibig with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a kulay-rosas ulap of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how pag-ibig is something that cannot be forced.
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, tumblr, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to bahaghari Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag...
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added by meliblack
posted by Seanthehedgehog
On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: You can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see you try that when you go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* You mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...
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