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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King ulupong and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, sa pamamagitan ng the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her mga kaibigan captured sa pamamagitan ng King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes octopus, Toopie.

Snowflake: (Sniffing) I shouldn't have gone after that stupid vial. If I hadn't, I would be with my friends!

Toopie: Plooo!

Snowflake: Now, I'm the only hope for all of Equestria. Cloudsdale is captured, and soon so will the Crystal Empire. All is lost.

She put her head in her hooves and sobbed. For half an oras she sat, wallowing in self pity, when great wings flapped in the air. Fearing an attack from above, Snowflake hid in the bushes. In the small clearing where she had sat, a giant bird landed. His feathers were a bright orange; even in the pitch black night they shone. In a raspy voice, he began to speak.

Bird: Pony, are you there? Come on out, I want to speak with you.

Snowflake: (Not moving) What do you want?

Bird: Freedom, same as you. My name is Rocko, and I am a Cock-of-the-Rock. I watched from my high dumapo how your mga kaibigan valiantly fought, but were quickly subdued. My superb eyesight was able to spot you coming into the forest as well. Pity overcame me, and I decided to help you. Are you really the only one left strong enough to fight the King?

Snowflake: (Stepping cautiously out of the brush) I am Snowflake, and yes, I am. At least, the only one free to fight him.

Rocko: (Crowing softly with laughter) Ra-ra-ra! You are funny, my little pony.

Snowflake: Why do you laugh?

Rocko: Don't you know? A way to fight the King's spell, other than destroying him, is with Cock-of-the-Rock saliva!

Snowflake: (Excitedly) So you can help my friends?

Rocko: (Flapping anxiously) No no no! The King can quickly subdue me with his venom!

Snowflake: But he will only put you under his spell.

Rocko: Wrong! He knows about my saliva. He can change his venom sac from mind controlling to murderous poison!

Snowflake: Hmm... Well, that may be so, but we can probably recruit others. My teacher is locked away in a prison cell in Cloudsdale. Even you, with your brilliant feathers, can hide in this eternal darkness.

Rocko: Snowflake, I will help you. (Extending out his wing) Climb onto my back, so that we may get there as fast as possible.

Snowflake: Are you sure?

Rocko: Just get on!

Snowflake gently retrieved Toopie, and clambered onto the giant bird's back. Stretching his wings, the bird took off into the night sky, bound for Cloudsdale.

Back to Twilight's house, to the evil presence of King Cobra.

King Cobra: (Knocking books to the floor) Blast all of these novels! Doesn't she do anything but read?

Sentry: Perhaps she loses herself in them.

King Cobra: (Snarling) Nobody asked you! How are the new prisoners?

Sentry: They are still getting... Broken. They will soon be ready to be subject to your rule.

King Cobra: Excellent. Do not kill them, but do make them madami willing to serve me. Bring in Red Rose!

The Sentry, bowing, exited the living room. A few minutos later, the sentry and two others dragged in an angry pony.

King Cobra: Welcome, wife of King Sombra!

Red Rose: Bite my sword, you monster!

King Cobra: (Hissing with delight) Now now, don't be like that. I'm trying to make small talk with you.

Red Rose: I have nothing to say to you.

King Cobra: Oh, how I wish I could bite you, and watch you suffer. But, I will save that for another time. (Turning to Sentry) Take her away, and break her even further! Bring in the teacher when you return!

The Sentries left, and one returned with a frightened teacher.

Cheerilee: Please, I-I-I didn't mean to offend you sa pamamagitan ng rebelling!

King Cobra: Relax, there's no reason to be afraid. (Coiling around the poor pony) Just relax.

Cheerilee: (Whispering now) Please.....

King ulupong plunged his fangs into her, holding his grip. Gallon after gallon of poison swept into her system. After four pumps, he removed his fangs. She stood there, shaking like a leaf in the wind. Suddenly, her body contracted, snapping her spine in two. The remains of her body shriveled up into an empty husk, a hollow shell of the poor pony. King ulupong cackled in laughter, spreading his hood proudly. The Sentries, struck anew with fear, bowed repeatedly to the Tyrant, chanting, "King Cobra! King Cobra! King Cobra!"
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there you are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on tuktok of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on tuktok of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your asno soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen sa pamamagitan ng Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to ilipat but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this parang buriko
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a ulat of a parang buriko trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of Sinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny araw in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their araw away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other madami often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a kalye to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a parang buriko get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the parang buriko was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the kahel stallion asked. "Our susunod target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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