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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rick's car
Rick's car
Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.

Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your mga kaibigan in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your mga kaibigan to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, or most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. You want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: You still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*

90 minutos later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.

Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do you two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*

Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.

Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do you want from me?
Richard: Information. You wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If you tell me everything you know about Rick Masters, I'll offer you protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one madami thing you could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.

30 minutos later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff susunod to him.

Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.

When they arrive at the hospital...

Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a parang buriko named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the segundo floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*

45 minutos later at the same hospital

Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a kahel unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did you see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.

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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her tahanan dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back sinabi artifact sa pamamagitan ng winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won sinabi vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: uy u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: bahaghari dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes bahaghari a filly)

filly dash: uy u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks bahaghari back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box sa pamamagitan ng Nirvana)

Sitting sa pamamagitan ng the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any mga kerubin left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no madami urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any mga kerubin left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: uy where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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Source: original owners, EQd, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owenrs, EQD, tumblr, google larawan
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google larawan
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten madami laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by applejackrocks1
applejack awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did you find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a dyaket to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...
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