The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's paborito holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: You have never been pranked sa pamamagitan ng them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make you my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need you right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and you to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a unan at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* You bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's kastilyo to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and bahaghari are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do you have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there you are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought you were taken out sa pamamagitan ng that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one madami pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: You didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! You can go tahanan now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: You sinabi it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got you both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted sa pamamagitan ng his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get you in front of your girl-while you sleep susunod to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and bahaghari ilipat in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least ipakita some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE dayami IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the susunod morning that brought up the most embarrassing litrato to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
Lyra looks up into Pinkie's bedroom window and sees her and Rainbow planning to humiliate her brother Blazin' Blue in front of his friend Princess Luna! Will she be able to stop them?
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from parang buriko mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the parang buriko mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from parang buriko mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the parang buriko mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
The cops from pony mov
Eris's Eyes
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are you alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of you doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! You know what I wish you all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the kastilyo and to the mountains.
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are you alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of you doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! You know what I wish you all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the kastilyo and to the mountains.
"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna sinabi with tears. "How could you have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not you or Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna sinabi with tears. "How could you have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not you or Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
