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posted by Seanthehedgehog
susunod morning, Con was back at his tabing-dagat house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: You put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank you sir. Why was that parang buriko trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that you prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: Hesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*

They go to the front of the garage

P: *Opens garahe door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but you won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: ipakita Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the glab compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. You can use this to save yourself, or somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't you give me a fucking ambulansya while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, you are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, you will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.

Con had to fly to London first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris

Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are you Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and you must be Con Mane.
Con: Do you have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can you tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do you have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, you do realize that if you lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.

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 Con's Alfa Romaneo
Con's Alfa Romaneo
SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
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AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.


SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought you 'wanted' Rarity's disensyo ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?


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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do you think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, madami mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the tuktok of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking pasulong to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, sa pamamagitan ng having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican parang buriko 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican parang buriko 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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