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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and bahaghari Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash you made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was ibingiay this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other parang buriko that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.

Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.

Zecora: Are you guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and you can feel free to leave whenever you want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
bahaghari Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
bahaghari Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.

Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. You guys have really clean floors.
bahaghari Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty bahaghari Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.

Then suddenly, another parang buriko that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.

FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. You try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
bahaghari Dash: I'm bahaghari Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: bahaghari Dash don't talk like that!
bahaghari Dash: Well If I don't sound like bahaghari Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
bahaghari Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes bahaghari Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, you make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if you wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
bahaghari Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!

And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, you look just like me, but you sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is you from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.

Meanwhile with me, and applejack

bahaghari Dash: uy look, it's the other version of Sweet mansanas Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green parang buriko on the rocking chair?
bahaghari Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't you think that parang buriko with bahaghari Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards bahaghari Dash, and Applejack*
bahaghari Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
bahaghari Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if you two could hang out, or help out?
bahaghari Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.

We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.

FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
bahaghari Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
bahaghari Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are you spies? What have you done with my friends?! *hits bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here sa pamamagitan ng accident! We're really from another world!!

Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.

Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, or have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises you to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and bahaghari Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of bahaghari Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM bahaghari Dash: Oh, of course you had to beat me up! Why couldn't you have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM bahaghari Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat you up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no parang buriko get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*

The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.

FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons you want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, or my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she ilipat like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings you to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! Or a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, you have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, or bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what you want.

Meanwhile

RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things you enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM bahaghari Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told you not to attack them!!
FIM bahaghari Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's bahaghari Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're madami smarter then the bahaghari Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM bahaghari Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did you get that?
FIM bahaghari Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!

Back at Sweet mansanas Acres

RDP bahaghari Dash: *wakes up* uy Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet mansanas Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP bahaghari Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: bahaghari Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP bahaghari Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get you free *unties bahaghari Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP bahaghari Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP bahaghari Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are you doing?
RDP bahaghari Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank you Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP bahaghari Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM bahaghari Dash: So they're at Sweet mansanas Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM bahaghari Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do you want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM bahaghari Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your mga kaibigan after we get back.

Then suddenly madami bullets hit the pader near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM bahaghari Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who sinabi we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: You are in a military air space, you must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If you didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With bahaghari Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, you two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated sa pamamagitan ng most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM bahaghari Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who sinabi we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM bahaghari Dash: You just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP bahaghari Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM bahaghari Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP bahaghari Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM bahaghari Dash: You made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let you escape?
RDP bahaghari Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would you tell them that?
RDP bahaghari Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP bahaghari Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP bahaghari Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She sinabi she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And suddenly, we all started to go back to our tahanan world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.

Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.

Rarity got cursed sa pamamagitan ng not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.

Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.

applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.

Then Twilight was ibingiay another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.

Sooo

The End!

RDP characters

bahaghari Dash
Twilight
applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora

Regular characters

Celestia
bahaghari Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom

I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.

This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production

Created in 2013

































Special Scene

Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!

Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her mga hayop were killed.
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The 2017 My Little parang buriko animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the ipakita and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least paborito to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least paborito character in the ipakita and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated sa pamamagitan ng Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way madami heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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Notes: The My Little parang buriko franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created sa pamamagitan ng me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her mga kaibigan were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sinabi "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sinabi "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash sinabi "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sinabi "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sinabi "Discord's...
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God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i ilathala it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful araw in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a walang tiyak na layunin gay thought suddenly popped up in her kulay-rosas head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of mga kaibigan is gay", Pinkie said...
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I was watching some Yo Mama bidyo on YouTube before I started Pagsulat this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a araw for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought bahaghari Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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#5: Anthropology sa pamamagitan ng JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's listahan of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never pagbaba it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE kulay-rosas TEMPTATION sa pamamagitan ng CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

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#3: SPIKE'S bahaghari DASH sa pamamagitan ng MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this ipakita down with the evil asong babae reyna Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that reyna Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better mga kaibigan with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest tagahanga bidyo and tagahanga sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR parang buriko NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all serbesa again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that araw came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have madami ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have madami annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my mga kaibigan want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are madami or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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