Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be tahanan right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Spike:And?
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Twilight:Oh,Spike*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings you here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Rarity:10 months!
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't you came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can you go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Harmony:Okay!Bye!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Rarity:But,how?
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Spike!!
Harmony:Daddy,what have you done?!
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be tahanan right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Spike:And?
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Twilight:Oh,Spike*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings you here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Rarity:10 months!
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't you came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can you go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Harmony:Okay!Bye!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Rarity:But,how?
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Spike!!
Harmony:Daddy,what have you done?!
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR mga kaibigan but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"