Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven sa pamamagitan ng Mr. Black's goons were following Con.
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *driving car*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Sitting susunod to Dutch parang buriko 13*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch parang buriko 35: *Sitting susunod to Dutch parang buriko 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Follows Dutch parang buriko 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Following Con*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch parang buriko 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed sa pamamagitan ng going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
walang tiyak na layunin pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Floors it*
walang tiyak na layunin Pony: *Hits dutch parang buriko 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
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Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided sa pamamagitan ng
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the parang buriko that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look you guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all you have to say, we're going to take you to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch parang buriko 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch parang buriko 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the tuktok of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at tuktok of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your hapunan *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in kampanilya tower*
Con: *Goes in kampanilya tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the kampanilya tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The kampanilya starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: You had to kill him. You couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well you better if you want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a parang buriko named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: You know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch parang buriko 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the ipakita gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
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Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims riple at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: You bastard, we won't fail. David, what do you think?
Con: I think you need to find a madami private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? You sinabi this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the parang buriko that just sinabi that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are you sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't tanong me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch parang buriko 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: You missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch parang buriko 109*
Dutch parang buriko 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to tuktok of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch parang buriko 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch parang buriko 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch parang buriko 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch parang buriko 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch parang buriko 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch parang buriko 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch parang buriko 356*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch parang buriko 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are you 0007?
Con: Yes. And you are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do you need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are you going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: You did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five bituin hotel, right?
Lola: How would you settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have you disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When you get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all you need.
susunod morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell you a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how you could take somepony from one place to another. My mother sinabi when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here you are you too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, you are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take you back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are you anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know you could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
walang tiyak na layunin pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't you say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulansya for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where you were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied you to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* You didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries you told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
mesa Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
mesa Clerk: Alright, thank you for staying with us. We hope you come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
mesa Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least sinabi thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits susunod to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank you for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do you do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do you like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did you stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's you drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do you have to say about it?
Police Pony: You are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: You sinabi we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and sa pamamagitan ng the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car susunod to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten minutos later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's segundo in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch parang buriko 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian parang buriko 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and confirm the kill.
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Nawawala him.
Con: Good.
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming mga baril at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives dyaket to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to tuktok of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off sa pamamagitan ng these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag susunod to her* uy Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, or at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send you back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If you don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. You don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! You listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when you told me not to kill anypony, but I told you that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what you have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if you guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help you stop Yolo, and I'll let you do whatever you want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll split the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The araw is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when you need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would you gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On tuktok of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do you hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian parang buriko 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are you not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because you keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused sa pamamagitan ng Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized sa pamamagitan ng explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: You can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* You stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The apoy caused sa pamamagitan ng the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the pader so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty minutos later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car susunod to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do you want to survive, or not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would you want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, you actually care about your work now.
Con: You could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where you get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are you going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, you may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if you get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: You bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank you Con. Thank you for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who you are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know you are. Your cover has been blown, and you need to leave now. As for you *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles you want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did you get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want you back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created sa pamamagitan ng Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *driving car*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Sitting susunod to Dutch parang buriko 13*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch parang buriko 35: *Sitting susunod to Dutch parang buriko 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Follows Dutch parang buriko 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch parang buriko 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Following Con*
Dutch parang buriko 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch parang buriko 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed sa pamamagitan ng going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
walang tiyak na layunin pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch parang buriko 13: *Floors it*
walang tiyak na layunin Pony: *Hits dutch parang buriko 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided sa pamamagitan ng
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the parang buriko that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look you guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all you have to say, we're going to take you to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch parang buriko 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch parang buriko 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the tuktok of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at tuktok of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your hapunan *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in kampanilya tower*
Con: *Goes in kampanilya tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the kampanilya tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The kampanilya starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: You had to kill him. You couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well you better if you want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a parang buriko named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: You know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch parang buriko 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the ipakita gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
Song: link
Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims riple at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: You bastard, we won't fail. David, what do you think?
Con: I think you need to find a madami private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? You sinabi this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the parang buriko that just sinabi that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are you sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't tanong me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch parang buriko 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: You missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch parang buriko 109*
Dutch parang buriko 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to tuktok of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch parang buriko 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch parang buriko 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch parang buriko 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch parang buriko 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch parang buriko 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch parang buriko 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch parang buriko 356*
Dutch parang buriko 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch parang buriko 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are you 0007?
Con: Yes. And you are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do you need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are you going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: You did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five bituin hotel, right?
Lola: How would you settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have you disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When you get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all you need.
susunod morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell you a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how you could take somepony from one place to another. My mother sinabi when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here you are you too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, you are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take you back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are you anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know you could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
walang tiyak na layunin pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't you say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulansya for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where you were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied you to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* You didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries you told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
mesa Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
mesa Clerk: Alright, thank you for staying with us. We hope you come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
mesa Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least sinabi thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits susunod to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank you for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do you do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do you like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did you stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's you drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do you have to say about it?
Police Pony: You are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: You sinabi we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and sa pamamagitan ng the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car susunod to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten minutos later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's segundo in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch parang buriko 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian parang buriko 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and confirm the kill.
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Nawawala him.
Con: Good.
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch parang buriko 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming mga baril at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives dyaket to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to tuktok of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off sa pamamagitan ng these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag susunod to her* uy Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, or at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send you back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If you don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. You don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! You listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when you told me not to kill anypony, but I told you that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what you have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if you guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help you stop Yolo, and I'll let you do whatever you want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll split the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The araw is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when you need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would you gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On tuktok of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do you hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian parang buriko 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are you not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because you keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused sa pamamagitan ng Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized sa pamamagitan ng explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: You can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* You stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The apoy caused sa pamamagitan ng the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the pader so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty minutos later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car susunod to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do you want to survive, or not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would you want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, you actually care about your work now.
Con: You could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where you get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are you going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, you may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if you get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: You bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank you Con. Thank you for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who you are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know you are. Your cover has been blown, and you need to leave now. As for you *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles you want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did you get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want you back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created sa pamamagitan ng Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
