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So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and bahaghari Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched sa pamamagitan ng Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican parang buriko 63*
bahaghari Dash: *Shoots Mexican parang buriko 67*
Mexican parang buriko 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican parang buriko 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
bahaghari Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
bahaghari Dash: Aren't you too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
bahaghari Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess. *Drives toy tank towards Mexican Ponies*
Mexican parang buriko 71: It's a toy tank.
Mexican parang buriko 56: Watch it! That thing could be a trap.
Mexican parang buriko 47: It doesn't look like one.
Con: *Hits button*

The toy tank shot the Mexican Ponies.

Discord: *Standing on tuktok of building* Curses. Foiled again!!
Con: *Sees Discord* Well, whadaya know? It's Discord. *Aims toresilya at Discord*
Discord: *Sees toy tank* What is he up to?
Con: *Shoots shell at Discord*
Discord: He expects that little thing to kill me?

A nearby explosion showed up, and scared Discord.

Discord: *Runs downstairs* I got to get out of here.
Sean: *Arrives with Shadow* uy Con. Look who I got.
Con: Oh great, guess who I found.
Sean: Not now. Shadow told me that Discord is around here, and is planning to help the Mexicans help take over the world, starting with this country. Then, they'll be going over to Europe.
Con: Not if I can help it. *Grabs phone* I gotta make a call to a friend. Fenix Lighter, of M.I.3. *Calling Fenix*
Sean: *Waiting*
bahaghari Dash: *On guard*
Con: Fenix, we just received word that Mexico is working with Discord to take over the world. Get over here with as much reinforcements as you can. Those Mexicans want to take over your country, but they can't if we work together.
Fenix: Very well. I will arrive with a lot of soldiers. What is your current location?
Con: Los Angeles.
Fenix: Copy that. We'll be getting ready to go now. E.T.A, 45 minutes.
Con: Thank you Fenix. *Hangs up* Now what?
Discord: *Shoots bahaghari Dash* You do exactly what I say if you want Princess bahaghari Dash to live.
Sean: Don't you dare kill her!
Discord: Oh, relax.
bahaghari Dash: Don't worry about me. Just do what he says.
Discord: You're going to follow me to a construction site.
Sean: What about Dash?
Discord: We're going to leave her here to die.
Con: Good luck bahaghari Dash.
Sean: Will you be okay?
bahaghari Dash: Yeah. Just do what he says, and everything will be okay.

So, with Discord's magic, we ended up in a construction zone that wasn't far away. Poor bahaghari Dash had to lay there, and was hurt from Discord shooting her. Or maybe...

bahaghari Dash: Okay, I've never done this before, but here goes nothing. *Using magic to try, and heal herself* NNNnnnn... *Sweating, and her cheeks are turning red* Almost... There... *Heals wound* Finally. Now, to save Sean, and Con.

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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Master Sword
Master Sword
A parang buriko named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* You know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering madami speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering you my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but you know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where walang tiyak na layunin ponies ask for walang tiyak na layunin items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: You know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time you should have the salad with me mum.
Emily: salad sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the karneng hiniwa sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The susunod day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: uy Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a upuan in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift you have ibingiay me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was madami than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Nawawala in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
bahaghari Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link
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a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the segundo floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a upuan in one of those chairs susunod to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the puwang to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
This is a fanfiction taking place a taon after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice araw in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna pag-ibig these dresses! she thought....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to ilipat to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have kutsilyo in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do you want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What you want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE YOU ALL!!!
Detective...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

"Why are you so sure I can find you gems?" Sweetie kampanilya asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed you how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kampanilya insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kampanilya told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kampanilya cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving you a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.


Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kampanilya cried annoyingly, from on tuktok of Rover.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the araw that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me you were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish you the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill you when you leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about you choose which part of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know you want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having you sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took you so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the parang buriko that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive you motherfuckers....
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