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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of bahaghari Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, bahaghari Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic ipakita
One day, bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
bahaghari Dash: *Sits at a mesa with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied sa pamamagitan ng chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black tuktok hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single parang buriko in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. You don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a parang buriko you idiots!
Screwball: Five minutos before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutos are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt madami like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to ipakita you some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, bahaghari Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
bahaghari Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
bahaghari Dash: *Goes onto stage*
parang buriko 46: That's not fair!
parang buriko 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
bahaghari Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue parang buriko disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and bahaghari Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, bahaghari Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
bahaghari Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
bahaghari Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on tuktok of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
bahaghari Dash: *Sits in upuan susunod to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are you doing here?!
bahaghari Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: You can be polite sa pamamagitan ng getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
bahaghari Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
bahaghari Dash: *Gets back to upuan in truck susunod to Screwball* Did you miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to manuntok bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
walang tiyak na layunin Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
bahaghari Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are you okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, ilipat it!
bahaghari Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If you could ilipat your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't you go anywhere?!
bahaghari Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
bahaghari Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
bahaghari Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, bahaghari Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
bahaghari Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
bahaghari Dash: Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
bahaghari Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of bahaghari Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, bahaghari Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic ipakita
One day, bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
bahaghari Dash: *Sits at a mesa with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied sa pamamagitan ng chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black tuktok hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single parang buriko in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. You don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a parang buriko you idiots!
Screwball: Five minutos before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutos are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt madami like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to ipakita you some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, bahaghari Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
bahaghari Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
bahaghari Dash: *Goes onto stage*
parang buriko 46: That's not fair!
parang buriko 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
bahaghari Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue parang buriko disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and bahaghari Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, bahaghari Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
bahaghari Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
bahaghari Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on tuktok of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
bahaghari Dash: *Sits in upuan susunod to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are you doing here?!
bahaghari Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: You can be polite sa pamamagitan ng getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
bahaghari Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
bahaghari Dash: *Gets back to upuan in truck susunod to Screwball* Did you miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to manuntok bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
walang tiyak na layunin Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
bahaghari Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are you okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, ilipat it!
bahaghari Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If you could ilipat your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't you go anywhere?!
bahaghari Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
bahaghari Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
bahaghari Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, bahaghari Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
bahaghari Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
bahaghari Dash: Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
bahaghari Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a taon since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through parang buriko Life 'til the susunod parang buriko movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my paborito to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
