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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Red Rose from ChibiEmmy
Episode 46
It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.
Hawkeye: Have you ever played this game before?
Stylo: No, but I think I know what to do. *Moves pebbles around board* There are fourteen holes on this board. Twelve of them are small, and two of them are bigger. Six of the small ones are mine, one of the bigger ones are mine, and you get the rest. Each of the small holes get four pebbles, and we want to get as many pebbles into the big hole as possible.
Hawkeye: Are you sure you never played this game before?
Stylo: I saw a few ponies play it before.
---
Back at Laramie, the test was over, and Hawkeye was waiting for Pete to arrive. He was in a small freight train, being pulled sa pamamagitan ng a GP9.
Pete: *Climbs in engine*
Hawkeye: Welcome to the Hawkeye Express, where everypony on our trains are important.
Engineer: Pierce, wait! *Runs to engine* A little present for you helping us out here. *Gives case of serbesa to Hawkeye* Enjoy.
Hawkeye: Thanks. *Drives train* So, how'd you do?
Pete: I passed the test, and now they'll pay me $1,500 an hour.
Hawkeye: That's great.
Pete: Let me have some of that booze. *Takes bottle of beer, and takes a zip* That was good.
Hawkeye: To money. *Takes zip of beer*
Pete: To a life of luxury. *Takes zip of beer*
Hawkeye: To the Union Pacific.
Pete: That's a double.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer*
Pete: To railroading.
Hawkeye: That's a double.
Pete: *Takes two zips of beer*
Hawkeye: To getting drunk. Thaz a double right?
Pete: Right.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer* Hey. Is it illegal to driving a train when you're intoxicated?
Pete: I don't know. They didn't ask me that on my test. To drunk driving! *Takes zip of beer*
Further up the line, a group of ponies in the mafia were waiting for a train to arrive.
Mafia parang buriko 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia parang buriko 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed* Aw man. Are you okay?
Pete: Yeah, I'm fine.
Mafia parang buriko 64: *Pointing Tommy gun at train*
Hawkeye: Mafia ponies. What do we do?
Pete: To that ditch over there!
Mafia parang buriko 64: *Shooting train*
Hawkeye & Pete: *Running to ditch*
Mafia parang buriko 41: *Shoots five bullets at Hawkeye, and Pete*
Eight other ponies arrived, and they were shooting at Hawkeye, and Pete. But they couldn't shoot them, and their bullets kept hitting the ground.
There's a website that plays the sound effects that the bullets are making when they hit the ground. Play the Cartoon Ricochet sound effects on this website: link
Pete: Well, this is great.
Hawkeye: Great? How is this great?! We're being shot at for no reason, and we're drunk!
Pete: Well, luckily for us, I have a gun of my own. *Pulls out .44 magnum* Smith & Wesson's newest gun.
Hawkeye: Oh, no we're not shooting them.
Pete: Oh yes we are. We're taking turns, and I'm not letting those gangsters take me to some warehouse, and make me sleep with the fishes. *Stands up, and shoots six bullets*
Four of the six bullets each hit a different pony.
Hawkeye: You missed a few.
Pete: Well, at least they stopped shooting at us.
But they started shooting again, and kept missing.
Pete: *Reloading gun* Okay, now it's your turn. *Gives gun to Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Oh, no no no no no. I'm not shooting at them.
Pete: Pierce, it's us, or them. Who do you want to end up dead?
Hawkeye: Listen Peter, After I killed those three ponies in '47, I felt awful, and I promised myself I would never do anything like that again.
Pete: But that's how you got your nickname.
Hawkeye: No it isn't. My last name is how I got my nick name, and I will do anything for those ponies trying to kill us. I will let them ride on any train they want. I will let them have discounts for the tickets they buy, I'll even let them take what they want from the freight trains, but I will not kill them!
Pete: Pierce, I'm your boss, and I want you to apoy that weapon!
Hawkeye: Okay. *Looks at gun* You're fired. *Drops gun* I did it as lightly as I could.
Pete: You won't even protect yourself from those gangsters?
Hawkeye: I hate mga baril that much.
Pete: Well, don't think of it as a gun. Think of it as a loud noise maker.
Hawkeye: Okay, it's a loud noise maker. *Pointing gun at the sky* Reach for the sky you wise guys! *Shoots bullet* HERE'S FOR VICTORY! *Shoots bullet* FOR JUSTICE *Shoots bullet* FOR THE UNION PACIFIC *Shoots bullet* FOR FREEDOM *Shoots bullet* AND NO madami VIOLENCE!! *Shoots bullet*
Pete: You really scared those fuckers.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I hope so. Wait a minute. Do you hear that?
Pete: I don't hear anything.
Hawkeye: Exactly. They stopped shooting at us. *Gets out of ditch*
Police Ponies: *Arresting mafia ponies*
Police Captain: Are you fellas alright?
Hawkeye: Yes, and we wanna thank you for your help.
Police Captain: Yeah. You might wanna get a kreyn to lift your train back on the rails.
Hawkeye: Don't worry. We're on it. Come on out Pete. The coast is clear.
Pete: *Comes out of ditch* Ah, Laramie's finest. And I thought only Cheyenne was crawling with gangsters on our line.
Police Captain: There's a lot of other places then just Cheyenne you know.
Pete: Right. Well, thanks for your help.
And with that, the police ponies got in their police cars, and took off with the gangsters.
Episode 1
Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all you have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let you know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
Coffee Creme: Can I stop?
Hawkeye: Sure. Now get to the right side of the cab, and look out for anything that could get in our way. We don't want that happening.
Episode 34
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but many ponies prefer to call me sa pamamagitan ng my nickname, Hawkeye.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Hawkeye: I'm Twenty nine years old.
TV Pony: And how long have you worked on the U.P?
Hawkeye: For seven years, since 1947.
TV Pony: What do you think of this railroad?
Hawkeye: After what I experienced, I think it's a great railroad, and will most likely stay alive for at least another hundred years.
TV Pony: Is there anything you dislike about this railroad?
Hawkeye: Nothing really, except for the fact that we're facing the same problem as every other railroad. Cars, and airplanes are taking our passengers, and freight away from us. If this keeps up, several train lines will go out of business.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past seven years?
Hawkeye: I think it's the fact that everything here is yellow. The supply trucks are yellow, the terrain is yellow, our locomotives are yellow. Except for the steam engines. The only other thing here that's not yellow are the freight cars we have. Those are brown.
TV Pony: One madami question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do you plan on doing when that happens?
Hawkeye: Nothing, except for fearing them. Fear can be the only thing to do when somepony tries to attack you for no reason.
TV Pony: Thank you for your time Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkeye: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: You have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. madami interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Episode 17
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this araw get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need you to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: You got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are you doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: You were great shooting those gangsters. You had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Episode 12
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need you to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: uy Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting sa pamamagitan ng train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the susunod train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that parang buriko not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme sinabi hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the susunod train.
Pete: Well get that parang buriko onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits sa pamamagitan ng engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Episode 53
Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo at a bench. Both ponies were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it. However, Hawkeye had a guitar, and was playing Hound Dog, sa pamamagitan ng Elvis Presley.
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* You ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: *Glaring at Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* You ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: Pierce.
Hawkeye: Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend mine.
Stylo: uy Hawk.
Hawkeye: Hold on, I'm getting to the best part of the song. *Continues to play guitar, and sing* Well they sinabi you was high class, but that was just a lie.
Stylo: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Stops playing, and stares at Stylo* Jeez, what's gotten into you?
Stylo: Two things. One, that annoying song, and two, why do you have a guitar, when we're supposed to be driving a train within... *Checks watch* Four minutes?
Hawkeye: I figured it would be a good way to entertain us while we wait.
Stylo: Well entertain me some other way, I'm not feeling well.
Hawkeye: How about a story? That always cheers everypony up.
---
Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.
Stylo: Okay, so you sinabi that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo*
The End.
Episode 61 is on it's way.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Red Rose from ChibiEmmy
Episode 46
It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.
Hawkeye: Have you ever played this game before?
Stylo: No, but I think I know what to do. *Moves pebbles around board* There are fourteen holes on this board. Twelve of them are small, and two of them are bigger. Six of the small ones are mine, one of the bigger ones are mine, and you get the rest. Each of the small holes get four pebbles, and we want to get as many pebbles into the big hole as possible.
Hawkeye: Are you sure you never played this game before?
Stylo: I saw a few ponies play it before.
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Back at Laramie, the test was over, and Hawkeye was waiting for Pete to arrive. He was in a small freight train, being pulled sa pamamagitan ng a GP9.
Pete: *Climbs in engine*
Hawkeye: Welcome to the Hawkeye Express, where everypony on our trains are important.
Engineer: Pierce, wait! *Runs to engine* A little present for you helping us out here. *Gives case of serbesa to Hawkeye* Enjoy.
Hawkeye: Thanks. *Drives train* So, how'd you do?
Pete: I passed the test, and now they'll pay me $1,500 an hour.
Hawkeye: That's great.
Pete: Let me have some of that booze. *Takes bottle of beer, and takes a zip* That was good.
Hawkeye: To money. *Takes zip of beer*
Pete: To a life of luxury. *Takes zip of beer*
Hawkeye: To the Union Pacific.
Pete: That's a double.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer*
Pete: To railroading.
Hawkeye: That's a double.
Pete: *Takes two zips of beer*
Hawkeye: To getting drunk. Thaz a double right?
Pete: Right.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer* Hey. Is it illegal to driving a train when you're intoxicated?
Pete: I don't know. They didn't ask me that on my test. To drunk driving! *Takes zip of beer*
Further up the line, a group of ponies in the mafia were waiting for a train to arrive.
Mafia parang buriko 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia parang buriko 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed* Aw man. Are you okay?
Pete: Yeah, I'm fine.
Mafia parang buriko 64: *Pointing Tommy gun at train*
Hawkeye: Mafia ponies. What do we do?
Pete: To that ditch over there!
Mafia parang buriko 64: *Shooting train*
Hawkeye & Pete: *Running to ditch*
Mafia parang buriko 41: *Shoots five bullets at Hawkeye, and Pete*
Eight other ponies arrived, and they were shooting at Hawkeye, and Pete. But they couldn't shoot them, and their bullets kept hitting the ground.
There's a website that plays the sound effects that the bullets are making when they hit the ground. Play the Cartoon Ricochet sound effects on this website: link
Pete: Well, this is great.
Hawkeye: Great? How is this great?! We're being shot at for no reason, and we're drunk!
Pete: Well, luckily for us, I have a gun of my own. *Pulls out .44 magnum* Smith & Wesson's newest gun.
Hawkeye: Oh, no we're not shooting them.
Pete: Oh yes we are. We're taking turns, and I'm not letting those gangsters take me to some warehouse, and make me sleep with the fishes. *Stands up, and shoots six bullets*
Four of the six bullets each hit a different pony.
Hawkeye: You missed a few.
Pete: Well, at least they stopped shooting at us.
But they started shooting again, and kept missing.
Pete: *Reloading gun* Okay, now it's your turn. *Gives gun to Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Oh, no no no no no. I'm not shooting at them.
Pete: Pierce, it's us, or them. Who do you want to end up dead?
Hawkeye: Listen Peter, After I killed those three ponies in '47, I felt awful, and I promised myself I would never do anything like that again.
Pete: But that's how you got your nickname.
Hawkeye: No it isn't. My last name is how I got my nick name, and I will do anything for those ponies trying to kill us. I will let them ride on any train they want. I will let them have discounts for the tickets they buy, I'll even let them take what they want from the freight trains, but I will not kill them!
Pete: Pierce, I'm your boss, and I want you to apoy that weapon!
Hawkeye: Okay. *Looks at gun* You're fired. *Drops gun* I did it as lightly as I could.
Pete: You won't even protect yourself from those gangsters?
Hawkeye: I hate mga baril that much.
Pete: Well, don't think of it as a gun. Think of it as a loud noise maker.
Hawkeye: Okay, it's a loud noise maker. *Pointing gun at the sky* Reach for the sky you wise guys! *Shoots bullet* HERE'S FOR VICTORY! *Shoots bullet* FOR JUSTICE *Shoots bullet* FOR THE UNION PACIFIC *Shoots bullet* FOR FREEDOM *Shoots bullet* AND NO madami VIOLENCE!! *Shoots bullet*
Pete: You really scared those fuckers.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I hope so. Wait a minute. Do you hear that?
Pete: I don't hear anything.
Hawkeye: Exactly. They stopped shooting at us. *Gets out of ditch*
Police Ponies: *Arresting mafia ponies*
Police Captain: Are you fellas alright?
Hawkeye: Yes, and we wanna thank you for your help.
Police Captain: Yeah. You might wanna get a kreyn to lift your train back on the rails.
Hawkeye: Don't worry. We're on it. Come on out Pete. The coast is clear.
Pete: *Comes out of ditch* Ah, Laramie's finest. And I thought only Cheyenne was crawling with gangsters on our line.
Police Captain: There's a lot of other places then just Cheyenne you know.
Pete: Right. Well, thanks for your help.
And with that, the police ponies got in their police cars, and took off with the gangsters.
Episode 1
Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all you have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let you know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
Coffee Creme: Can I stop?
Hawkeye: Sure. Now get to the right side of the cab, and look out for anything that could get in our way. We don't want that happening.
Episode 34
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but many ponies prefer to call me sa pamamagitan ng my nickname, Hawkeye.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Hawkeye: I'm Twenty nine years old.
TV Pony: And how long have you worked on the U.P?
Hawkeye: For seven years, since 1947.
TV Pony: What do you think of this railroad?
Hawkeye: After what I experienced, I think it's a great railroad, and will most likely stay alive for at least another hundred years.
TV Pony: Is there anything you dislike about this railroad?
Hawkeye: Nothing really, except for the fact that we're facing the same problem as every other railroad. Cars, and airplanes are taking our passengers, and freight away from us. If this keeps up, several train lines will go out of business.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past seven years?
Hawkeye: I think it's the fact that everything here is yellow. The supply trucks are yellow, the terrain is yellow, our locomotives are yellow. Except for the steam engines. The only other thing here that's not yellow are the freight cars we have. Those are brown.
TV Pony: One madami question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do you plan on doing when that happens?
Hawkeye: Nothing, except for fearing them. Fear can be the only thing to do when somepony tries to attack you for no reason.
TV Pony: Thank you for your time Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkeye: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: You have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. madami interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Episode 17
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this araw get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need you to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: You got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are you doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: You were great shooting those gangsters. You had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Episode 12
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need you to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: uy Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting sa pamamagitan ng train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the susunod train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that parang buriko not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme sinabi hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the susunod train.
Pete: Well get that parang buriko onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits sa pamamagitan ng engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Episode 53
Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo at a bench. Both ponies were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it. However, Hawkeye had a guitar, and was playing Hound Dog, sa pamamagitan ng Elvis Presley.
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* You ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: *Glaring at Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* You ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: Pierce.
Hawkeye: Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend mine.
Stylo: uy Hawk.
Hawkeye: Hold on, I'm getting to the best part of the song. *Continues to play guitar, and sing* Well they sinabi you was high class, but that was just a lie.
Stylo: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Stops playing, and stares at Stylo* Jeez, what's gotten into you?
Stylo: Two things. One, that annoying song, and two, why do you have a guitar, when we're supposed to be driving a train within... *Checks watch* Four minutes?
Hawkeye: I figured it would be a good way to entertain us while we wait.
Stylo: Well entertain me some other way, I'm not feeling well.
Hawkeye: How about a story? That always cheers everypony up.
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Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.
Stylo: Okay, so you sinabi that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo*
The End.
Episode 61 is on it's way.
This is me.
