SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: You must of been counting your blessings Chimney. You made bail.
Patrol board member: Do you believe, in your best judgment, that you have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out you two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? You look like a tuta that was chewed up sa pamamagitan ng an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, you look great.
Derpy: Look. We need you to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched you in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Guard: You must of been counting your blessings Chimney. You made bail.
Patrol board member: Do you believe, in your best judgment, that you have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out you two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? You look like a tuta that was chewed up sa pamamagitan ng an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, you look great.
Derpy: Look. We need you to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched you in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Pinkie's Ghost
It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost parang buriko was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every taon on the araw of the accident, the ghost parang buriko runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Nawawala soul!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
