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 Panty is skeptical of any parang buriko she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new tahanan is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even sinabi "Are your parents damit pan-loob or something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one parang buriko in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits sa pamamagitan ng herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station.

At the same time….

Blazin': Celestia asked me to welcome newcomers into Ponyville, but I haven't seen one all day. I think she tricked me…

*looks toward the train which has come to a complete stop and sees a cute female unicorn with kulay-rosas and purple hair, light blue eyes and wearing dark purple shoes slowly make her way off the train*

Blazin': *rushing to grab her luggage for her* Excuse me, miss. Are you new here? Princess Celestia advised me to welcome newcomers.

New pony: There's a princess? I only heard that in stories when I was a filly.

Blazin': Maybe so, but here, there is an actual princess, as well as her sister, who is also a princess, whom I am happily married too, her niece, and her then-student Twilight Sparkle. Yep, all royalty.

Shining: *exiting the bathroom* Hey! What about me?

Blazin': Sorry! And he is Twilight's older brother and her sister-in-law's wife. See you later, Shining!

Shining: Later, dude! These new words sound cool! Teach me more!

Blazin': OK, maybe later. *Shining leaves*

New pony: I'm a little nervous, what if someone makes fun of my name or my parents?

Blazin': Don't worry, I got your back, Ms….what's your name?

New pony: Panty. Panty Hose. And you are?

Blazin': Blazin' Blue. You can also call me Prince Blazin' since I'm married to Celestia's sister.

Panty: It's nice to meet you.

Blazin': Nice to meet you too. Panty Hose, huh? I have a feeling a certain member of the mane six won't take you name seriously. But I'll keep her in check. Shall I take you to meet Princess Celestia? I believe the mane six are also there waiting for us right now.

Panty: Sure. Let's go! *Blazin' carries her luggage*

Then two royal guards pulling Princess Celestia's carriage appear n front of them.

Blazin': Just in time.

Royal Guard 1: I'm glad we found you. I had no idea you sometimes walk sa pamamagitan ng yourself….

Blazin': Yeah, I do. Please carry my friend's luggage into the carriage. Don't ask about her name. She's skeptical about any pony, and has a hard time trusting them.

Royal Guard 2: Yes, Your Highness. *puts her luggage into the carriage*

Royal Guard: Miss, please step in the carriage and we'll be on our way to Celestia's castle. You can trust me. *helps Panty into the carriage, and she takes her seat*

Panty: Thank you.

Blazin': We all set?

Royal Guards: Everything's good to go, Your Highness.

*They head for the castle*

Panty: It's a little cold out here. Good thing I have my scarf out. *puts it on* Much better.

Blazin': If you'd like, you can snuggle up susunod to me. I'm the warmest parang buriko in Ponyville.

Spitfire: *flying by* No he isn't, I am!

Blazin': *pulls back one of the drapes* Excuse me?

Spitfire: GYAHHH!! I-I'm so sorry, Your Highness! *takes off*

They arrive in two minutes. The royal guard walk with them, one carrying Panty's luggage, the other to protect him and her. Blazin' uses his magic to open the doors to the castle, but ends up making them ugoy open….

Luna: HEY!! WHO'S BARGING IN!?

Panty: Eeep! *she crouches and covers her face, but pees herself in the process*

The mane six were there, and bahaghari was the first to notice her.

Rainbow: EW! What a weird way for her to present herself. I betcha two bits she's a bedwetter….

Blazin': *pointing a hoof at her* Rainbow, shut your mouth! Don't make her experience in Ponyville harder than it needs to be!

Rainbow: I bet she wears diapers to bed! Hey, you, need anything particular-like diapers?? I can buy you some right now.

Luna: *raising her hoof about to yell at Rainbow*

Celestia: *eyes glowing like fire*

Blazin': *turns into a dragon* RAINBOW!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON, OR WORSE-I'LL GATHER A LARGE CROWD, PUT DIAPERS ON YOU, AND PUT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT CROWD!!

Pinkie: Whoa….

Princess Twilight: How come nobody told me he learned how to do that?

AJ: Ah just cidered mahself, too….

Rarity: I just remembered-Where the dayami is Spike?

Fluttershy: *hiding somewhere out of fear*

Rainbow: Uh….I….

Dragon Blazin': OF COURSE, I CAN ALSO MAKE YOU WET YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE WEARING DIAPERS AND I CAN CHANGE YOU IN THAT CROWD.

Rainbow: …I'll shut up now.

Blazin': *returns to normal* Thank you. Fluttershy? Please come here.

Fluttershy: You….I…

Blazin': It's OK. I had to do that to get her to stop teasing Panty.

Fluttershy: Who?

Blazin': The cute female unicorn with the panty cutie mark.

Fluttershy: Oh….

Blazin': I'll the care of you, AJ! *leads her to the bathroom, then makes wipes magically appear and he starts wiping her private area*

AJ: Whoa! That's cold…But thanks, sugarcube! Ah'm dry now.

*They both exit, but which everyone staring at them*

AJ starts blushing, then uses her hat to cover her face.

Blazin': Nothing sexual happened. All I did was wipe her but clean. Celestia? Luna? Something wrong?

Celestia: That was the scariest dragon transformation I have ever witnessed…

Luna: That was totally awesome!!

Spike: uy guys!

Blazin': WHOA!! *jumps high in the air*

Princess Twilight: Hi, Spike.

Spike: I thought a giant blue dragon was gonna kill all of you!

Rarity: Ehm, that blue dragon was Prince Blazin' doing his transformation….

Spike: My bad, Your Highness.

Blazin': I'll introduce you to the mane six!

Panty meets each member one sa pamamagitan ng one, taking fancy to Rarity and fascinated sa pamamagitan ng her job in fashion designing. She was instant mga kaibigan with her, and when it come to her meeting bahaghari Dash…

Panty:…..

Rainbow: I'm sorry for teasing you.

Panty: Apology accepted! *hugs Rainbow, who starts blushing* Someday I'll make you a custom pair of panties as my way of saying thanks.

Rainbow: OK. *still blushing*

AJ: Ah think she likes Panty!

Rainbow: Shut up! Don't joke about that stuff! I'm not a lesbian!! And I'm sure anyone who is pagbaba this story know that that is just a silly assumption made sa pamamagitan ng a few bronies!

Blazin': Just who and what the buck are you talking about?

Rainbow: Oh, it's nothing.

After meeting everyone, she is asked to sumali in on a group photo, along with Celestia, Cadance, Luna, and Shining Armor, whom she met later on. She agrees to it and is photographed with her new friends.

Blazin': It's getting late, and I haven't even shown you your new house. You can spend the night here if you'd like, or with one of the mane six if you want.

Panty: Rarity, can I….

Rarity: Of course! I'm willing to share my kama with another female unicorn who uh…what is it you do?

Panty: I mainly disensyo undergarments for mares.

Rarity: Sounds great! I'll take you to my house. I have a younger sister, whose name is Sweetie Belle. I'm sure she'll pag-ibig you. Blazin' will come sa pamamagitan ng tomorrow morning to pick you up.

Blazin': I'll be dropping your luggage off at her house, OK, Panty?

Panty: Thank you!

Blazin' drops her luggage off at Rarity's house, and Rarity takes it inside to her bedroom. Upon getting in to her side of the bed, Panty is ibingiay something that looks like a tiny saddle, but it is worn over the eyes when sleeping.

Panty: May I ask why you have two of these?

Rarity: Just in case I lose one of them, but I haven't Nawawala either of them yet. See you in the morning. Blazin' will drop sa pamamagitan ng to pick you up to see Mayor Mare about any houses that are up for sale. Don't forget to take your suitcases with you.

Panty: OK. Good night, Rarity.

Rarity: Good night, friend.

Sweetie Belle: Hey! How come you get to share your kama with other ponies and I don't?

Rarity: Your'e too young, dear. Go to bed.

Sweetie Belle: Who's the mare your'e sharing your kama with?

Rarity: SWEETIE! BED! NOW!
 The only parang buriko who doesn't make fun of her name, as well as the mane six, Blazin' shows her around and defends her from any parang buriko that makes fun of her name.
The only pony who doesn't make fun of her name, as well as the mane six, Blazin' shows her around and defends her from any pony that makes fun of her name.
 Dash gets mad when AJ teases her, and yet she just made fun of Panty Hose's name a while earlier...
Dash gets mad when AJ teases her, and yet she just made fun of Panty Hose's name a while earlier...
I know what you may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large kutsilyo was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when you think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The pamagat of this artikulo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad pelikula for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and you don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet mansanas Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten madami Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need madami vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house susunod to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did you kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money madami then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were you watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did you see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm bahaghari Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: uy Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the tumawid eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: uy yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell sa pamamagitan ng your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine araw for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of you already know, I've ibingiay madami than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight sinabi to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand sa pamamagitan ng my opinion that she was out of line when she sinabi that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since you left. He still rants about his tahanan country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station sa pamamagitan ng now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Nawawala his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
susunod morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case kraker behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the baya Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the baya Bridge.
Sprocket: Do you really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But you gotta admit, Jack London Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want you dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do you think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the kalye name.
Case Cracker: You think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this parang buriko will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
susunod morning

Gordon: *Calling Case kraker at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your asno over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he sinabi he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutos after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng the tracks on Archer burol with a palamigan full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to you Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the tuktok open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive or not, but I really hope you do. *Grabs another serbesa bottle, smashes the tuktok of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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