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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin
Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: SHIT! I thought you were gone!!
Audience: You were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
Tom: Good.
Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad you could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are you cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!
And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.
Tom: Hello everypony.
Ponies: Hi.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Ponies: No.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited you here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You wanted to ipakita us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.
The video begins to play
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: You will one araw my friend. You will one day.
---
Aina: *Standing sa pamamagitan ng her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: uy Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want you to take a look at this puno I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did you accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
The video ended.
Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the susunod part.
2 B Continued
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin
Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: SHIT! I thought you were gone!!
Audience: You were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
Tom: Good.
A black car was seen parking in front of Tom's house
Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad you could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are you cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!
And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.
Tom: Hello everypony.
Ponies: Hi.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Ponies: No.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited you here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You wanted to ipakita us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.
The video begins to play
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: You will one araw my friend. You will one day.
---
Aina: *Standing sa pamamagitan ng her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: uy Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want you to take a look at this puno I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did you accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
The video ended.
Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the susunod part.
2 B Continued
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's sa pamamagitan ng Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell you what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just sinabi he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping kariton through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a bisiro named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down kalye passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy ipakita that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult parang buriko stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's tuktok student, i always thought there was something madami to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're madami than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted sa pamamagitan ng his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult parang buriko stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's tuktok student, i always thought there was something madami to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're madami than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted sa pamamagitan ng his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy ipakita that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
