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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt ipakita Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B sa pamamagitan ng the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go madami into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots Erica*
Erica: *Falls down stairs and dies*
Case Cracker: FUCK! *runs to the car*
Wonderbolts: *fly away*
Case Cracker: *stops behind a mesa for cover from walang tiyak na layunin gunfire*
RIB Member: *notices Case kraker and dashes towards the table*
Case Cracker: *bucks the mesa at nearing RIB member*
RIB Member: *falls down*
Case Cracker: *runs for the car again*
Gordon: *Starts car* Come on Case, let's get outta here!
Case Cracker: *Gets inside the car*
Gordon: *drives away* Well, so much for going to the strip club.
Case Cracker: Yup. You don't think they were out there for our gang in particular, do ya?
Gordon: Of course not, the Rock Island Bikers attack whoever they want without giving a fuck. They probably don't know if we're in a gang or not. I think now, we should rob a store.
Case Cracker: You got mga baril in the back?
Gordon: Yeah. Two assault rifles, and even a few grenades.
Case Cracker: Cool. I'll take a couple grenades when we get there.

They stop at a bank

Gordon: You ready?
Case Cracker: A bank? Well sure. Masks or no masks?
Gordon: Masks *Puts on mask*
Case Cracker: *Grabs two grenades, and an assault rifle*
Gordon: *Runs into bank, and shoots two guards* You know what this is everypony?!!?
parang buriko 63: Uh... A bakery?
Gordon: NO! This is a robbery!!
Case Cracker: *Grabs bank worker, and pushes her towards the hanay ng mga arko door* Unlock that, or else!
Bank Worker: *Puts in code to unlock hanay ng mga arko door*
Case Cracker: Nice work. *Shoots bank worker*
Gordon: Who wants to be a hero? Huh?
Ponies: *Laying on the ground*
Gordon: Good. Nopony wants to do anything. You all just want to lay down there, and be the worthless retards you are. *Points at the parang buriko who thought the robbery was a bakery* ESPECIALLY YOU!!!!
Case Cracker: Come on man, I got the money!!
Gordon: So long douche bags.
Case Cracker: Here's a little present for you. *Throws grenade at them*
Ponies: AAHHHHH!!

As soon as the two ponies left, the grenade exploded.

Gordon: Too easy. *Gets in*
Case Cracker: *Enters car*
Gordon: *starts car*
Police: *arriving*
Gordon: Oh shit. *Floors it*

Chase song: link

Police: *Chasing Gordon*
Gordon: This sucks Case, they're using GMO's.
Case Cracker: They're using what??
Gordon: Canterlot GMO's. *drifts left*

 Imagine this is a police car. Three of these are chasing Gordon
Imagine this is a police car. Three of these are chasing Gordon


Police: *Following in GMO's*
Gordon: There's only three of them. See if you can shoot the driver of one of those cars.
Case Cracker: *gets out an assault rifle* K keep the car steady.. *aims outside the window at the cars*
Gordon: *driving as straight as possible*
Police: *About to ram car*
Case Cracker: *fires rounds and shoots a driver*
Police officer: *Crashes into building*
2nd driver: *crashes into first car*
3rd driver: *Avoids wreck*
Gordon: Wanna use this instead? *Holding grenade*
CC: *takes grenade pulls off clip with teeth*...*throws it at the windshield*
3rd driver: *fails to avoid the grenade sa pamamagitan ng swerving*

The explosion blew up the 3rd car.

Case Cracker: Yes.
Gordon: That was good.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One araw at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sa pamamagitan ng the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are mga kaibigan live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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So... you came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here you sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, you shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two or three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake baybayin Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered sa pamamagitan ng steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering madami ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful araw in Equestria. bahaghari Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: uy Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going you two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan susunod time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE susunod DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol you got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If you say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is punungkahoy ng mepl Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy madala is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the araw we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big bituin and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sa pamamagitan ng a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful araw in Equestria. bahaghari Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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