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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the kalye from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how you just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess you forgot about everything else you were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. You are not going to leave me. I want you to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
bahaghari Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony estola it.
bahaghari Dash: Why didn't you tell me as soon as you got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
bahaghari Dash: How did you get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told you that I always wanted to fly?
bahaghari Dash: Wait. Are you saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
bahaghari Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. Or at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

 He made this face while dancing
He made this face while dancing


Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do you want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All you have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? You pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have you found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: You owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are you doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic bahaghari as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her mesa when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done sa pamamagitan ng Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


CHEERLIEE'S GARDEN:
Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. You should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good pelikula (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give...
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