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Tom: Okay everypony, you know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our susunod episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes mansanas from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. You have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with you idiots?! Your organization is run sa pamamagitan ng a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do you think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one madami time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my araw went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's kastilyo at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once you get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tsaa time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tsaa time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be madami careful, or else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what you mean, and I'll get it done. How much will you pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into litrato Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, sa pamamagitan ng looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask you a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that you wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a tagahanga of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, or something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello you two, what can I help you with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, you decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after bahaghari Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go sa pamamagitan ng the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our bayani regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a isda as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity sinabi slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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