Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first araw of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first araw of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst araw of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat susunod to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw you sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the susunod part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first araw of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first araw of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst araw of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat susunod to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw you sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the susunod part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Sitting sa pamamagitan ng the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.
Chorus: If their is any mga kerubin left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)
My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no madami urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.
Chorus: If their is any mga kerubin left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
