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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office pagbaba a newspaper. Hawkeye, and Stylo entered the office to see him.

Hawkeye: We heard very good news from Snowflake.
Stylo: Tell us it's true.
Pete: *Sad* It's true. Gordon quit the Union Pacific.
Hawkeye: Why are you sad about it?
Stylo: This is a time to celebrate.
Pete: Have you forgotten that we need engineers on this railway? We're running low on ponies that can drive trains, and Gordon made things worse for us!
Hawkeye: He actually made things better. You're forgetting who you're talking about.
Pete: Yeah? Well take a look at this. *Shows Pierce, and Stylo the newspaper* Gordon blew his own brains out, and all of a sudden, his suicide makes the front page.
Hawkeye: *Sees the newspaper* HAHA! Yes! This is the greatest araw ever!!!
Stylo: Now we really need to celebrate!
Pete: Do you realize what this will do to us? Read the paper.
Hawkeye: An kahel unicorn formerly working on the Union Pacific quit his job in anger, then went to his house, and shot himself in the head.
Pete: Now everypony is going to assume that all of us that work on this railway are suicidal nut jobs.
Hawkeye: There is one thing you can do.
Pete: What's that?
Stylo: Ask some help from the Southern Pacific.
Pete: *Thinks* There is one parang buriko I can get from the SP to help us.

In Los Angeles, Nikki just finished driving an express train. She was waiting for it to depart, and while doing so, she was playing poker with three stallions inside the station.

Nikki: I am going to raise the stakes to ninety.
Stallions: *Put in 90 dollars*
Stallion 1: There are thousands of dollars in here gentlecolts, *Looks at Nikki* And lady. Now, *Shows his hand* Three of a kind, aces.
Stallion 2: You beat me, two pairs. Eights, and Kings.
Stallion 3: Four of a kind Jacks.
Nikki: *Shows her hand. Four of a kind kings* My kings beat your Jacks.
Stallion 3: *Pushes the money to Nikki* Well done. *Hears the phone ringing* Excuse me. *Goes to the phone* Bruce Arvantidas. *Listens to the phone* Yes. She's here. She is? Well, I'll let her know right now. *Hangs up* Nikki, you got a call from your boss in Ogden. You are working in Cheyenne for the Union Pacific.
Nikki: For how long?
Stallion 3: Michael did not tell me. All I know is that somepony named Pete is running short on engineers. He needs more.
Nikki: I'm on my way.

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Pete: *In the train yard* Gonzo!
Mike: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: You're getting a temporary promotion. Can you drive a train?
Mike: Of course I can sir.
Pete: Good. Go to Ogden, and deliver a freight train of livestock, and metal.
Mike: Okay sir.
Pete: It's all set up for you. Climb into that diesel over there, and get going pronto.
Mike: *Runs to the freight train*
Pete: And follow the speed limits. If you go too fast, your train will crash, and if you crash your train, I'll apoy you.
Mike: Don't worry sir. I won't crash your train. *Drives the train passing a red signal*
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train, and applies the brakes, nearly hitting Mike's train*
Pete: *Sighs nervously, and looks at the sky* Why aren't you helping us?
Snowflake: *Opens a window in her yard tower* Sir, are you talking to yourself?
Pete: Nope, I'm trying to get an answer from god. He's screwing us over, and we haven't done a damn thing wrong. Except for the swear word I just sinabi out loud. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
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posted by BlackPetals
I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise sa pamamagitan ng Skillet. Also I made a pagtitip. thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. You should listen, if you don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.


Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic bahaghari as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked sa pamamagitan ng all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the listahan anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what you gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means you guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from CUPCAKES - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof sa pamamagitan ng behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten sinabi nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten sinabi a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten sinabi excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my paborito episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total madami like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now you have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My mga kaibigan Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and gagamba Man, but now I don’t have one. Can you find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth sa pamamagitan ng his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an enchanted suit of armor made sa pamamagitan ng Odin, but stolen sa pamamagitan ng Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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