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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
susunod morning

Gordon: *Calling Case kraker at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your asno over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he sinabi he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutos after entering Oatland.

Gordon: I don't know about you, but I think that Michael parang buriko he was hanging out with kidnapped him.
Case Cracker: *sighs* You think ya know a pony. *shakes head* I don't know what happened there, but we've just gotta find 'em fast. *takes a sharp turn to the left*
Gordon: Perhaps somepony that works at the train station in this town knows where they went.
Case Cracker: Ok, let's check it out. *drives toward the train station*
Gordon: Let's start with those cab drivers.
Case Cracker: *pulls over to one driver*
Gordon: Hey. Did any of you cabbies take somepony named Jim somewhere with a parang buriko named Michael?
Cabby 3: I did. I took them to this warehouse. That Michael parang buriko sinabi they were going to rebuild it.
Gordon: (What a load of bullshit) Okay, thanks.
Case Cracker: *Drives away from the station* You ready to go?
Gordon: You know it.

At the warehouse

Fillydelphia Ponies: They're coming. Get ready.
Case Cracker: *arrives at the front, and sees the Fillydelphia ponies waiting there*
Gordon: Get ready. They may not be doing anything, but if we try to get in there, all hell will break lose.
Case Cracker: Okay, Im'a drive the car on the west side once we get in there, so we can use it as cover when we need to.
Gordon: Alright.
Case Cracker: *floors it onto the warehouse property, the car slides in the front on the western side*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Shooting car*
Gordon: *shoots two ponies*
Fillydelphia Pony53: He killed two of our friends!
Case Cracker: You shot first! *shoots the Fillydelphia Pony53*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 23: Aw shit. They killed another one.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 156: They're both unicorns! Watch out!
Gordon: *Makes a small part of the roof fall on three of the fillydelphia ponies with magic*
Case Cracker: *continues shooting, hits the hoof of a shooter*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 42: My hoof! *Falls on ground*
Gordon: We better ilipat up. *Goes upstairs*
Case Cracker: I'll be behind you. *follows, slower than Gordon, shooting cover apoy so they can advance*
Gordon: Hold your fire. Jim could be in this room *Opens door* Wait a minute. No one is in this room.
Case Cracker: *Looks around* Seems so. Let's check the susunod one.
Gordon: Case, I don't know about you, but I think everypony left. It sounds too quiet.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: See? There they are.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Case Cracker: *Falls to the ground*
Gordon: Whoa, *Nearly falls down stairs* I knew something was wrong. Those scumbags had a trap for us. Quick, let's get back to the car before they escape.
Case Cracker: Ok. *runs to car*
Gordon: *Jumps over hood of car to driver's side*
Case Cracker: *Gets into passenger seat*
Gordon: *Starts car, and drives out of warehouse* I see one of their cars.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: *Driving a red Jeep*
Gordon: Take my magnum, and blow their brains out.
Case Cracker: *Takes magnum, hangs out of the car window, and shoots the driver in his head*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: *drives into building while he's dead*
Gordon: *Throws grenade into car* Now let's go after the susunod car. They're driving a black Kodachrome.

As they go to chase the susunod enemy, the other car blows up.

Case Cracker: *Sees the black Kodachrome* I see it. *shoots 3 times, hitting the car's bumper and back windshield*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 346: *Driving car*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 99: *Returning apoy with an MP5*
Gordon: *Goes to left side of road avoiding bullets*
Case Cracker: *Ducks to avoid the MP5 fire* Where d'ya keep your ammo? *Quickly fires at the car, then ducks again*
Gordon: With me. *Gives Case kraker madami bullets*
Case Cracker: *Quickly reloads gun, dropping a bullet. He hangs out of the window and shoots at the car 3 times*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 346: *drives off road*
Gordon: Hang on Case. *Follows Pony* Shoot the tires.
Case Cracker: *Aims and fires hitting a back tire*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 346: *Spins out, and drives into pond*
Gordon: *Throws grenade into car* The last one should be heading back into San Fran. *Turns around*

As they drive back onto the road, the car in the pond explodes.

Gordon: Let's get that last car.
Case Cracker: I think it's a Corvette.
Gordon: *drives onto highway*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 90: *In a Corvette*
Gordon: I see them.
Case Cracker: Me too. *Shoots 2 times at the back of the car*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 90: Agh! *Feels bullet hit back of his head*
Gordon: Good shot.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 90: *drives off edge of road*
Gordon: That's all of them. We may not have found Jim, but we know who's holding him against his will.

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 The red Jeep Gordon, and Case kraker chased
The red Jeep Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
 The Kodachrome Gordon, and Case kraker chased
The Kodachrome Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
 The Corvette Gordon, and Case kraker chased
The Corvette Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be madami serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...
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Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, bahaghari Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) You can call me "anything you want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: You should have some to keep you awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: You stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. You need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are you going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minutos until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary parang buriko folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse you do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Me, and bahaghari Dash found my scooter. It was stolen sa pamamagitan ng some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go tahanan Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... You know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of parang buriko would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of bahaghari Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and bahaghari Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why you shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a parang buriko was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked sa pamamagitan ng some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of tagahanga fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do you mean you don't know? What caused you to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are you going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two paborito duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most paborito one in my susunod article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and bahaghari Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got bahaghari Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, bahaghari Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I tumawid the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just susunod to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt ipakita Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B sa pamamagitan ng the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go madami into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case kraker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are you talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll ilipat his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit you could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutos away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, you may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, you need to improve your performance. Especially you Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. You maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. You don't pass the ball to your teammates, you caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if you dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like Pagsulat some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered sa pamamagitan ng wastelands. Only some bravo ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be madami swearing than last time (And it'll be madami intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls usa over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
bahaghari Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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