Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. You think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again.
Luna: Okay. As usual, I'll be watching from the shadows. I heard you got some new equipment from birago last week. I hope you found a spot to hide it, especially from Timothy. He'll be the first to tell everyone.
Twilight: Man I ain't worried about him. I'm still an unstoppable juggernaut.
Luna: So what'cha got planned this time?

That night, Alexis, and Jenny led a group of their mga kaibigan to an empty room in the kastilyo so they could dance.

Alexis: Tonight, we're going to party!
Stallion: *Turns on a song*

Song (Start it at 0:36): link

Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alexis: *Dancing to the music*
Jenny: This maybe the worst song for any party.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Sees a fly, and kills it with her hooves while dancing*

Meanwhile, Celestia was downstairs. The music could be heard from down there.

Celestia: Don't waste my time. Just tell me what you can do.
Timothy: We have investors in antic economies. *Sits down across the mesa from Celestia* Displacement arrays, ACME supply crates, bombs with crossbones drawn on them, even disappearing ink. Just ask, and I can work something out. Mark my words. You'll finally have your revenge today.
Celestia: The smart thing to do would be to crawl before walking. For some time, I had my eye on this device that could supposedly rearrange the molecular and physical form of anyone stupid enough to improperly tamper with it. Knowing Twilight, she will probably try to use it against me. A shrink ray, I believe.
Timothy: So it's decided. Expect it sa pamamagitan ng tomorrow.

susunod morning

Robin: I heard Celestia got a shrink ray.
Jonathan: There's only one parang buriko I know she will use it on. I mean it can't possibly be me. *Walks toward Harry, and faces him. Twilight is behind him* And it can't be you. It's the fool behind me!
Twilight: Nigga, I got a name!
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin: After years of antics. You finally got it coming.
Twilight: You underestimate my powers man.
Robin: What? You've dried your entire well of antics!
Twilight: Oh yeah?
Jonathan: *Stares at Twilight* That's not the problem. She's catching on to you!
Twilight: Want to put the theory to the test?
Harry: You're predictable. She wants you to make a move!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Celestia's office

Derpy: *Walks into the office, and sees Celestia* I heard you have a new toy to battle Twilight. May I see it?
Celestia: You can as long as you don't touch it. Check this out.
Harry: *Sleeping outside of Celestia's room*
Celestia: There are no instructions. I'll figure it out somehow.

A noise was heard.

Celestia: *Her voice sounds higher* They left the safety off!
Derpy: *Staring at Celestia*
Celestia: Go on, laugh it up! *Her head shrunk, but not the rest of her body*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ammo is expensive, so I have to wait to buy more. This sucks! I'm blaming Twilight for this! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in the parking garage

Luna: *With Twilight* Things are going smooth?
Twilight: Yeah. I start dimension hopping in 15 minutes.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: Meanwhile, Derpy will keep her occupied.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Luna: Remember the code. I want to see madami salt from her tears than at a fast pagkain restaurant. Let me know how things go, I'll see you later.

Back at Celestia's office, the princess was back to normal. Then this happened.

Derpy: *Walks into the office, then talks like Twilight at high speed* Skat bop idabelop beololololololbelolololol
beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Celestia: What the f**k was that? I see what this is! A distraction! She's trying to keep me busy so I don't ask about her. Not working!

* * *

Twilight: *Surrounded sa pamamagitan ng the others* Derpy bought me enough time to get what I needed. Celestia is too slow for me man.
Harry: What is it this time? You're not going to turn Derpy into Thomas The Tank Engine again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, for yo' info, I got tarot cards.
Bryan: What the hell do you have planned with tarot cards?!
Twilight: Man let me ipakita you! Persona!! *Changes into a purple larger version of Ridley*
Derpy: *With an anime girl*
Celestia: I told you all about bringing strays off the street!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Put her back where you found her!
Anime Girl: *Uses magic to have swords with cards hit Celestia, then disappears*

susunod day

Luna: I'm impressed. If you don't mind, I'd like to get in on some of those cards.
Twilight: Man just use an Evoker.
Luna: The ones where you shoot yourself in the head?
Twilight: *Smiles*
Luna: Seriously? Did you give them to anyone else in the castle?
Royal Guards: *In the basement, tired of doing the laundry. They grab their pistols, and point them at their heads* Persona! *Kill theirselves*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Back in Celestia's office

Celestia: *Standing in front of her mesa when Timothy arrives* So. You showed up.
Timothy: Princess, you...
Celestia: I'm fine. Have a seat. *Sits down on a couch. Timothy sits on another sopa in front of her* For years I put up with her, and she gets stronger. Constantly harassing me. Constantly being a thorn in my ass.
Timothy: *Listening*
Celestia: I wake up everyday, and ask myself what did I do to deserve this? No answer.
Timothy: We'll do what we can to make your revenge.
Celestia: Good. Now, I wish to be alone.
Timothy: See you soon. *Walks away*

susunod day, in her office.

Derpy: *Arrives, and talks in a Japanese accent* Hai youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou, tancha!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Angry with her eyes wide open*

Up susunod is the asno asno Inn