ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Club
sumali
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
asno asno Inn

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the asno asno Inn, everyone was sad. A parang buriko was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a parang buriko for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy you really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the asno asno Inn.

Mercury: Well done you two. You made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's ligtas for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are you paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the susunod skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

Part 5 will be coming soon
Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny or embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, you seem to have become popular!

AJ: You betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I sumali in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do you feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how you feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...
continue reading...
The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the dayami am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothic windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A mesa in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot kastilyo snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...
continue reading...
posted by RavenVillanueva
"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new mga kaibigan who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, bahaghari Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

madami Details: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if you can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...
continue reading...
Hello everypony! Today I will tell you guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I pag-ibig to draw and disensyo things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 or 2 in my ulat card. I pag-ibig to read. I have the most book points...
continue reading...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Is normal araw In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are you and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes you stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...
continue reading...
One sa pamamagitan ng one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...
continue reading...


This macro you see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand or live by. pag-ibig and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the ipakita we pag-ibig so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the ipakita mentions "Tolerance," or tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
continue reading...
posted by AquoMoon
As bahaghari Dash and Larxerene battled The kuwintas she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty kuwintas she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to bahaghari Dash's neck with out bahaghari knowing she shot out a giant bahaghari purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" sinabi bahaghari Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," sinabi Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
continue reading...
posted by clancker1223
You wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened madami than once. Here is a listahan of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: bahaghari Rocks. I can...
continue reading...
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and sa pamamagitan ng the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car susunod to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutos later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
continue reading...
i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need madami money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having mga hayop fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if you lose, steal the money. Once you get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
continue reading...
The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has madami good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just pag-ibig using it..

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the trunk of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she sinabi it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt