Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.
Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting susunod to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: You call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: You have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit you asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*
Song: link
Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.
Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the segundo floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.
Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*
SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2
Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.
Starring Wind and Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* sumali me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands susunod to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*
Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and bahaghari Dash
Tetra: Would you like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.
Also starring Doctor Eggman
Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.
And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack
Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on tuktok of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. You want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as you DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.
The teleporter was just a bilog carpet with a stick sticking out of it.
Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would you like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, kabute Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*
Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.
2 B Continued
Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting susunod to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: You call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: You have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit you asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*
Song: link
Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.
Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the segundo floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.
Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*
SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2
Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.
Starring Wind and Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* sumali me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands susunod to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*
Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and bahaghari Dash
Tetra: Would you like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.
Also starring Doctor Eggman
Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.
And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack
Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on tuktok of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. You want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as you DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.
The teleporter was just a bilog carpet with a stick sticking out of it.
Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would you like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, kabute Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*
Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.
2 B Continued
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my paborito character Twilight and AppleJack, sa pamamagitan ng using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer pagbaba Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little parang buriko has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my paborito character Twilight and AppleJack, sa pamamagitan ng using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer pagbaba Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little parang buriko has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy madala wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
punungkahoy ng mepl and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy madala wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
punungkahoy ng mepl and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!