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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one madami job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed you skull stickers. You have about one hour. You need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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lobo Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none segundo floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little tuta *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for you at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there you go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave you and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured sa pamamagitan ng police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for you get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 minutos hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 minutos of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that you fucking trash *shoots madami police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind you lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 minutos of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and you now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating you wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No madami Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take you out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on you idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there you see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys you escaped the se-up. People saw you in action I will get you some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




TBC
3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable telebisyon wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes madami insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't ilipat out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take you this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give you opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do you hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the trono room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - trono room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting you all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. You think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when you push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are you telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When you hit the ball, you make it go at a far distance. When you push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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