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Pony: *Riding a motorcycle between two cars*
Moto Europa Motorcycle Shop, St. Foalis, September 18, 1989
Ponies from New Mexico moved into our town to sell stolen motorcycles. They would also steal some from Moto Europa, so me, Shawn, and Bob were put there to work undercover. For each parang buriko we arrested for stealing one of the motorcycles, we got an extra grand in our paycheck. The police department was paying us 20 grand a week, but some of us felt like we could use the extra cash.
Lewis & Shawn: *Standing in front of the car in the picture above*
Bob: *Arrives with a pony* Here's one. Lewis, you wait here. Me, and Shawn will bring this guy in.
Shawn: Okay, it's my turn to be payed. *Gets in the car*
Bob: *Puts the parang buriko in the back* What the hell are you talking about?
Shawn: Don't we get turns?
Bob: Hell no. If you want to make the extra money, you make the arrests.
Lewis: *Walks to the right*
Bob: *Starts the car, and drives away*
We had two shifts, one that went from noon to 4, and a night shift, which went from 9 to 11. The night shifts were without a doubt harder. The darkness gave the suspects an easier time to take the motorcycles, without any of us noticing. Most of them got caught ten segundos after taking off with the motorcycle, but others got further.
Pony: *Laying on the ground bleeding after falling off of a motorcycle*
Bob: *Picks up the pony* Come on, you're under arrest.
Pony: Come on-
Bob: Don't fuck with me. I saw you steal that bike.
Lewis: *Opens the back door*
Bob: In. *Shoves the parang buriko into the car*
We didn't get weekends off, but we did have a lot of time to have fun between shifts. One of our paborito places to go to was the 21st kalye Brewers Bar. Their kasabihan was serbesa & pizza in a cool smart setting, and they weren't lying. Every time we went there, we had the best pizza, and serbesa anypony could ask for, and Shawn had a blast with his "comedy night."
Stop the song
Shawn: *Drunk* Okay, so this stallion comes towards me in this big brown Chrysler, and nearly hits me as I tumawid the street. He calls me an idiot, and sticks his tongue out at me. After that, I tell him, go wash your car you cunt! You got a lot of shit all over it!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: Then he pulls out this fake badge, and claims to be a cop. So I pull out my badge, and I tell him, I'm a real cop, and I can tell that you got your badge at a yard sale!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: Okay, let's go back to 1985, the last araw of academy. We were practicing at the shooting range, and I was reloading my gun. I was pointing it at the ground, and the Sargent told me it was dangerous, so I tell him this. How is it dangerous, if there are no bullets in the gun? Is a unicorn going to reload it for me?!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: He actually believed me! There was no one with a horn on their head, and he believed me! He runs into his office, and cries like a baby-
Waiter: Excuse me sir, you're being too loud. Other ponies are complaining.
Shawn: *Pushes the waiter away* Fuck you! We're cops! We can be as loud as we want!!!!
Bob: He's right!
Lewis: *Laughing*
Shawn: What the hell are you laughing about?
Lewis: You're just a funny pony, that's all.
Shawn: Funny how? You think I amuse you?
Nearby Pony: *Listening to the conversation, and writes it down* This'll be perfect for Joe.
Shawn: What'll be perfect for Joe?! Get Nawawala you cunt!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: You like that one? Let me tell you this-
Waiter: Sir, you, and your mga kaibigan need to leave.
Shawn: Screw you! You're under arrest! *Arrests the waiter*
Bob: Oh, come on Shawn.
Police parang buriko 96: You're going too far with this.
Police parang buriko 465: How is Leonard gonna react to this?
Shawn: Let's find out together. All of us, let's go.
Waiter: You didn't even pay for your beer, and pizza.
Shawn: Tell it to the judge.
2 B Continued
Pony: *Riding a motorcycle between two cars*
Moto Europa Motorcycle Shop, St. Foalis, September 18, 1989
Ponies from New Mexico moved into our town to sell stolen motorcycles. They would also steal some from Moto Europa, so me, Shawn, and Bob were put there to work undercover. For each parang buriko we arrested for stealing one of the motorcycles, we got an extra grand in our paycheck. The police department was paying us 20 grand a week, but some of us felt like we could use the extra cash.
Lewis & Shawn: *Standing in front of the car in the picture above*
Bob: *Arrives with a pony* Here's one. Lewis, you wait here. Me, and Shawn will bring this guy in.
Shawn: Okay, it's my turn to be payed. *Gets in the car*
Bob: *Puts the parang buriko in the back* What the hell are you talking about?
Shawn: Don't we get turns?
Bob: Hell no. If you want to make the extra money, you make the arrests.
Lewis: *Walks to the right*
Bob: *Starts the car, and drives away*
We had two shifts, one that went from noon to 4, and a night shift, which went from 9 to 11. The night shifts were without a doubt harder. The darkness gave the suspects an easier time to take the motorcycles, without any of us noticing. Most of them got caught ten segundos after taking off with the motorcycle, but others got further.
Pony: *Laying on the ground bleeding after falling off of a motorcycle*
Bob: *Picks up the pony* Come on, you're under arrest.
Pony: Come on-
Bob: Don't fuck with me. I saw you steal that bike.
Lewis: *Opens the back door*
Bob: In. *Shoves the parang buriko into the car*
We didn't get weekends off, but we did have a lot of time to have fun between shifts. One of our paborito places to go to was the 21st kalye Brewers Bar. Their kasabihan was serbesa & pizza in a cool smart setting, and they weren't lying. Every time we went there, we had the best pizza, and serbesa anypony could ask for, and Shawn had a blast with his "comedy night."
Stop the song
Shawn: *Drunk* Okay, so this stallion comes towards me in this big brown Chrysler, and nearly hits me as I tumawid the street. He calls me an idiot, and sticks his tongue out at me. After that, I tell him, go wash your car you cunt! You got a lot of shit all over it!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: Then he pulls out this fake badge, and claims to be a cop. So I pull out my badge, and I tell him, I'm a real cop, and I can tell that you got your badge at a yard sale!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: Okay, let's go back to 1985, the last araw of academy. We were practicing at the shooting range, and I was reloading my gun. I was pointing it at the ground, and the Sargent told me it was dangerous, so I tell him this. How is it dangerous, if there are no bullets in the gun? Is a unicorn going to reload it for me?!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: He actually believed me! There was no one with a horn on their head, and he believed me! He runs into his office, and cries like a baby-
Waiter: Excuse me sir, you're being too loud. Other ponies are complaining.
Shawn: *Pushes the waiter away* Fuck you! We're cops! We can be as loud as we want!!!!
Bob: He's right!
Lewis: *Laughing*
Shawn: What the hell are you laughing about?
Lewis: You're just a funny pony, that's all.
Shawn: Funny how? You think I amuse you?
Nearby Pony: *Listening to the conversation, and writes it down* This'll be perfect for Joe.
Shawn: What'll be perfect for Joe?! Get Nawawala you cunt!
Lewis & Other Police Ponies: *Laughing*
Shawn: You like that one? Let me tell you this-
Waiter: Sir, you, and your mga kaibigan need to leave.
Shawn: Screw you! You're under arrest! *Arrests the waiter*
Bob: Oh, come on Shawn.
Police parang buriko 96: You're going too far with this.
Police parang buriko 465: How is Leonard gonna react to this?
Shawn: Let's find out together. All of us, let's go.
Waiter: You didn't even pay for your beer, and pizza.
Shawn: Tell it to the judge.
2 B Continued
